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  <title>Signs your CFB team won't win the NC</title>
  <published-at type="datetime">2008-08-27T10:50:34-04:00</published-at>
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  <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-10T06:38:49-04:00</created-at>
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        <created-at>2008-08-28T07:44:15-04:00</created-at>
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        <body>the campus police blotter doesnt have your players in it.

your coach never had to bail out his starting  center.

your team doesnt get invited to parties but to study groups.</body>
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        <body>during timeouts and between quarters, your mascot can be seen with his head off smoking.</body>
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        <created-at>2008-08-28T07:37:33-04:00</created-at>
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        <body>the only scouts at your games are the boys and girls scouts.</body>
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        <created-at>2008-08-28T07:35:22-04:00</created-at>
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        <body>the only hits your linebacker gets is on youtube.</body>
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        <body>your starting tailback has a 3.0 gpa.</body>
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        <created-at>2008-08-27T19:35:59-04:00</created-at>
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        <body>no time to read through all the comments to see if it has been said, but if your skill position players' average SAT score is above 1400 and their GPA is over 3.7 your team probably won't be wining the NC</body>
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        <created-at>2008-08-27T18:04:29-04:00</created-at>
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        <body>no time to read through all the comments to see if it has been said, but if your skill position players' average SAT score is above 1400 and their GPA is over 3.7 your team probably won't be wining the NC</body>
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        <created-at>2008-08-27T14:12:28-04:00</created-at>
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          <display-name>BKJ - no 10 Spot, no peace!</display-name>
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        <body>Magic Underwear?  Sounds very Scientological.</body>
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        <body>793) All of your players have two little plastic ridges on their feet, your team plays with a little felt football, and your home field buzzes madly during the game. 
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And they spend all of their time going round in circles.</body>
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        <created-at>2008-08-27T14:07:06-04:00</created-at>
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        <body>Marshall - there have been plenty of stories about Steve Young getting harassed about it while he played football.</body>
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  <body>&lt;p&gt;The college football season kicks off tomorrow night when South Carolina plays N.C. State. With every team starting off equal at 0-0, optimism is running high through the country.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still, let&amp;#39;s be honest. Not every team is, in the immortal words of LSU head coach &lt;strong&gt;Les Miles&lt;/strong&gt;, &amp;quot;damn strong.&amp;quot; Here are some signs that your favorite team isn&amp;#39;t going to win the national championship:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10.&lt;/strong&gt; Your two-faced coach backpedals better than the DBs&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9.&lt;/strong&gt; It plays in the Big Ten&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8.&lt;/strong&gt; Only pass your QB&amp;#39;s familiar with is for the bus&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7.&lt;/strong&gt; Your defense has bigger gaps than &lt;strong&gt;Michael Strahan&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39;s teeth&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6.&lt;/strong&gt; You&amp;#39;re the visiting team for three Homecomings&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5.&lt;/strong&gt; The only thing your O-linemen block is the sun&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4.&lt;/strong&gt; You receive fewer poll votes than &lt;strong&gt;Dennis Kucinich&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3.&lt;/strong&gt; The only NFL team you resemble is the Bengals&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2.&lt;/strong&gt; Your WRs only have sticky fingers off the field &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.&lt;/strong&gt; You cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame&lt;/p&gt;</body>
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