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by Pete McEntegart

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  • 04:40 PM ET  08.20

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Welcome back to Caption This. That's Wei Shengchu in the center of the photo. For those who don't know -- and really, why would you? -- Wei is a Chinese acupuncturist who decided to insert more than 100 needles carrying national flags into his head to commemorate the Beijing Games. That's the National Stadium, a.k.a. the Bird's Nest, in the background.

Feel free to supply a suggested caption in the comments section. I will make some selections tonight. And remember, even if you're not a non-winner, please don't jab any needles into your skull without the guidance of a trained professional.

(UPDATED)

Here's a dynamic dozen:

“Wei Shengchu regretted offering to be a human map for Miss South Carolina.” (Lisa)

“Fortunately, the acupuncture also keeps Wei from feeling the pain of public humiliation.” (Mark G)

“Annoyed at all the songs that kept getting stuck in his head, Wei replaced them with needles.” (Midvalley)

“Alas, Wei Shengchu discovers that acupuncture does nothing for an overbite.” (Rickapolis; Zowie was on a similar path)

“The really scary thing is that he knows all the capitals.” (Brian K Jones)

“Wei Shengchu wallows in freakish misery after being fought ‘to the pain’ by the Dread Pirate Roberts.” (Clef)

“Wow, that's incredible -- look at all that smog!” (JMac39)

“Wei Shengchu's magnetic personality has always made the ladies stop and stare.” (Finsterbaby)

“The Chinese hair replacement industry is light years ahead of the U.S.” (manta)

“Hey ladies, let's see Phelps or Bolt do this!” (big west)

“The two onlookers don't even notice the flags, they are instead captivated by the awesomeness of Wei's mullet.” (El Caballo)

“Bringing the term ‘pinhead’ to a whole new level.” (TedyBruschi2)
 

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