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  <title>Lunchtime laughs: No lightning puns</title>
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        <body>Isn't just about every country in NATO now? are we supposed to protect 'em all?
gill | 08/20/08, 03:38 PM 
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OK, you see, it works like this.  Our policy is to invade countries that need &amp;quot;regime change&amp;quot;.  (That was one of the ever-changing reasons we went into Iraq, if I recall correctly).  Coincidentally, the regimes that need changing the most have oil.  I'm just saying.</body>
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        <body>Gang, I am finally out of here for the day. Heading to OU. See y'all Friday.</body>
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        <body>closing time 
AF
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you don't have to go home
but you can't...stay....here</body>
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        <body>Alright CT is up, but I'm going home now.  Someone save me a good line.</body>
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        <body>Yeah, she's married to my buddy Mike. They moved up there when they both got jobs with the government. They have a lovely son named Liam.

Ten Duke 

That would be too coincidental. You need to call your buddy and ask if she got a call from a stupid American right at closing time today.

AF d1

As it turns out you may be to gullible to get into Canada.</body>
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        <body>okay.....back in a bit</body>
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        <body>gill....that's my line</body>
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        <body>but I did pass on the telemarketer job in Zimbabwe

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&amp;quot;I just need your bank account number and passwords...we will send you $20,000 and all you have to do is send us a check for $5000...YOU CANNOT LOSE!'</body>
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        <body>Yeah, she's married to my buddy Mike. They moved up there when they both got jobs with the government. They have a lovely son named Liam.

Ten Duke 

That would be too coincidental.  You need to call your buddy and ask if she got a call from a stupid American right at closing time today.</body>
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        <body>10-D.....still working on the employment angle.....got apps all around the planet right now....but I did pass on the telemarketer job in Zimbabwe</body>
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  <body>&lt;p&gt;Just imagine how late these would be if you were in Beijing:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Jamaica&amp;#39;s &lt;strong&gt;Usain Bolt&lt;/strong&gt; added another gold medal and world record in Wednesday&amp;#39;s 200 meters to go along with the same two-fer in the 100. Indeed, the Jamaicans have absolutely dominated the sprints this Olympics. American track hasn&amp;#39;t seen a hit this big since &lt;strong&gt;Bob Marley&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39;s prime.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Bolt ran an incredible 19.30 seconds, bettering &lt;strong&gt;Michael Johnson&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39;s legendary 19.32 set in 1996. The exuberant Bolt might have finished even quicker if he didn&amp;#39;t turn that celebratory backflip down the stretch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; The Redeem Team blitzed Australia 116-85 behind 25 points from &lt;strong&gt;Kobe Bryant&lt;/strong&gt; to advance to the Olympic semis. You knew things were getting out of hand when Kobe snapped at one Aussie, &amp;quot;Tell me how &lt;strong&gt;Shaq&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39;s a** tastes!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; The Reds sent a letter to their fans apologizing for the team&amp;#39;s play this season. In a related story, the Knicks sent the Reds a one-word message: &amp;quot;Suckers!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Umpires say they have &amp;quot;major issues&amp;quot; with MLB&amp;#39;s plan to install instant replay later this season. For starters, they can&amp;#39;t read the damn thing without their glasses.&lt;/p&gt;</body>
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