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  <title>Lunchtime laughs: Phelps' gold rush</title>
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        <body>I can gladly share a different digit with you! 

Lisa - Farmer's Daughter 

The ladies are sharing digits?

Ten Duke


What a Shocker!</body>
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        <body>I can gladly share a different digit with you!

Lisa - Farmer's Daughter 

The ladies are sharing digits?</body>
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        <body>I can gladly share a different digit with you!

Lisa - Farmer's Daughter | 08/18/08, 04:01 PM 
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I'll show you a finger, Trebek!</body>
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        <body>When did we institute Pantsless Mondays?

Ten Duke
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I just think we all need to be institutionalized...</body>
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        <body>&amp;quot;I'm not wearing any pants! Film at 11!&amp;quot;

DOC - Major Medical

When did we institute Pantsless Mondays?</body>
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        <body>Bet they wouldn't have written that if the Japanese gymnast had won.
Martel - Moopsbane | 08/18/08, 03:59 PM 
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Bet they would have. When major league teams play in Japan, and there is a close game you can count on seeing the headline, 'Yankees nip Tokyo'. I guarantee it.</body>
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        <body>&amp;quot;I'm a Gemini, so I never know what's going to happen&amp;quot;

Homicidal grad student
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I'm a Libra, so either way I'm screwed.</body>
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        <body>To paraphrase &amp;quot;Kentucky Fried Movie&amp;quot;... 

Duke of Earle 
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&amp;quot;I'm not wearing any pants! Film at 11!&amp;quot; 
DOC - Major Medical | 08/18/08, 03:46 PM 
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I remember seeing that movie at the drive-in when it first came out. 
Marshall K. - Top Cat 
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What's a drive-in?

The 10 Spot 

That's where Marshall could go to see a movie if he had a car</body>
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        <body>In keeping with the Kentucky Fried Movie theme...

Reporters today have learned that all quotes from Chinese athletes have been intentionally mistranslated. In each case the athletes had actually said: &amp;quot;We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.&amp;quot;

HGS

&amp;quot;I'm a Gemini, so I never know what's going to happen&amp;quot;</body>
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        <body>To paraphrase &amp;quot;Kentucky Fried Movie&amp;quot;... 

Duke of Earle 
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&amp;quot;I'm not wearing any pants! Film at 11!&amp;quot; 
DOC - Major Medical | 08/18/08, 03:46 PM 
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I remember seeing that movie at the drive-in when it first came out.
Marshall K. - Top Cat
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What's a drive-in?</body>
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  <body>&lt;p&gt;So when&amp;#39;s &lt;strong&gt;Michael Phelps&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39; next race again?:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull;&amp;nbsp;Phelps&amp;nbsp;completed his epic quest over the weekend by winning his seventh and eighth gold medals of these Olympics. That makes him the first Olympian with more gold than the average rapper.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Jamaica&amp;#39;s &lt;strong&gt;Usain Bolt&lt;/strong&gt; dominated the 100 meters with a shockingly easy world record of 9.69 seconds. He was so far ahead that down the backstretch he had time to pound his chest, wave to the crowd and solve the Russia-Georgia crisis. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; China&amp;#39;s &lt;strong&gt;He Kexin&lt;/strong&gt; beat American &lt;strong&gt;Nastia Liukin&lt;/strong&gt; for the gold medal in uneven bars today even though they scored an identical 16.725. The judges gave Kexin the gold based on Beijing&amp;#39;s new tiebreaker&amp;nbsp;-- the threat of imprisonment.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; As for the super-petite He, she said her second gold of these games far exceeds her wildest dreams. In fact, all she wanted for these Olympics was her two front teeth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; &lt;strong&gt;Alicia Sacramone&lt;/strong&gt;, alas, finished just out of the medals with a fourth place in the vault. On the bright side, her &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;pugilistic prowess&lt;/a&gt; should land her the lead in &lt;em&gt;Gymkata 2&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Joe Gibbs Racing was caught cheating over the weekend by placing magnets under the gas pedals. NASCAR officials got suspicious when the cars kept dragging along &lt;strong&gt;Don Zimmer&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39;s head.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Grumpy Dodgers second baseman &lt;strong&gt;Jeff Kent&lt;/strong&gt; says legendary broadcaster &lt;strong&gt;Vin Scully&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;quot;talks too much.&amp;quot; Man, that jerk better wash out his truck with soap.&lt;/p&gt;</body>
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