(AP)

Welcome to an increasingly rare instance of Caption This on consecutive days. Thanks to Mungo for suggesting this photo of a Brazilian fan at yesterday’s World Cup qualifier in Rio de Janeiro between Brazil and Colombia. (Some of you might think this goes without saying, but the match ended in a 0-0 draw.)

Feel free to provide a suggested caption in the comments section. I will post some selections tonight.

(UPDATED)

Here's a Sweet 16:

“Like most soccer teams, this fan rarely scores.” (greybeard)

“That's Semaphore for L-O-O-N.” (Finsterbaby)

“In a tribute to Brazil's passionate soccer fans, the Brazilian Wax Museum unveils its newest figure.” (DJ Chris)

“This is the unfortunate result of combining a soccer match with a Gallagher concert.” (Marshall K., also RedWing314)

“Just one of those regular, average Jose Seis-pack Brazilians.” (outerburrougher)

“What, you never heard of a Brazil nut?” (Martel, also stage star Rickapolis)

“The remake of Blame It On Rio was not as successful as the original.” (Zowie)

“Even vampires are afraid of the mind-control rays from the orbiting satellites.” (manta)

“The Watermelon Club for Men: He's not only the founder, he's also a current member.” (Munkcy)

“This is what happens when fruit turns bad.” (Gilgemesh)

“I moved from the city to a small village, where my family and I put down roots. Unfortunately, it was in a watermelon patch.” (Tom, hopping along)

“Brazil's Got Talent quickly gave this guy three strikes.” (gill)

“Beware of the feared fruit bat vampire.” (mlmopar, also FGB)

“After an extended absence, the Peanut Gallery can now see what Skooter has been up to.” (Mungo)

“Fortunately, the photograph does not show the cucumber codpiece.” (Duke of Earle)

“Was nil-nil the score or this guy's IQ? Yes!” (BKJ)