Sports’ dog days of summer are upon us, which means that NFL training camps won’t be far behind. (Thanks, Mungo.) The fields will be littered with bright-eyed and bulging-bicepped hopefuls, but not everyone is going to make the cut.
Here are some signs that you won’t be making the team:
10. You throw like an NFL QB -- on the Bears
9. The only way you “stretch the field” is by sitting down
8. You can’t even make it cloudy
7. Given the skyrocketing price of flour, you think holding the ball like a loaf of bread is a good thing
6. It turns out that really was flaxseed oil
5. You just got nipped in the 40 by Tiger Woods
4. The equipment manager gives you No. 132
3. Your greatest athletic achievement is starting the wave
2. You’re getting the cold shoulder from Mr. Irrelevant
1. The team’s offering you zero reasons to live
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11. You've got more DUI arrests than Touchdowns
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And I'm happy I could help Pete.....
Thought the one I tossed out this am was not bad either.
10 signs your franchise might be relocating.
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12. The only thing you can tackle is the media buffet.
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11. Your college coach encouraged you to get a degree.
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13. You even get hurt playing wiffleball.
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12. The only thing you can tackle is the media buffet.
SeanNJ
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Nice.
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13). The coach says, 'run the tires', but gives you a jack and points to the parking lot.
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13. You even get hurt playing wiffleball.
manta
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I don't get it.
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The coach gives you a playbook that looks like the menu board at McDonalds
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And I'm happy I could help Pete.....
Thought the one I tossed out this am was not bad either.
10 signs your franchise might be relocating.
MungoDM
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This is no time to rest on your laurels.
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From the last thread:
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SoBeGaPe- My Birthday Boy! | 07/08/08, 10:46 AM
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My avatar. Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
And as for the 3rd DVD, my favorite scene is when Devlin is in the hospital and Birdgirl accidentally knocks out the electricity for Devlin's breathing apparatus and almost kills him. Harvey scolds Birdgirl by saying, "You almost killed the client before billable services were rendered!"
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Receviers' coach has you run a pattern into the freeway, at rush hour.
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instead of signing a contract, they give you vouchers
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20) The coach leaves you with a copy of Weird Al's "Even Worse" album (whose first song was "Fat").
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instead of a dorm room, they put you in tent city
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11. Your agent refuses to work on commission.
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19) They use you as a tackling dummy.
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You wake up next to Jimmy Hoffa.
SeanNJ - Minister of…
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My avatar. Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
And as for the 3rd DVD, my favorite scene is when Devlin is in the hospital and Birdgirl accidentally knocks out the electricity for Devlin's breathing apparatus and almost kills him. Harvey scolds Birdgirl by saying, "You almost killed the client before billable services were rendered!"
Anthony Verna | 07/08/08, 10:51 AM
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I spent a lot of time laughing about the joke timeline - all the uses of the recurring jokes throughout the series, especially "bweoop".
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This is no time to rest on your laurels.
The 10 Spot | 07/08/08, 10:51 AM
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I had some laurels this weekend but the pharmacist gave me a cream that cleared them right up.
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