Greg Norman and Chris Evert were married on Saturday in a $2 million seaside ceremony in the Bahamas. Good for them. The 140-guest event was held under tight security.
The 10 Spot, of course, has spies everywhere. Here are the top 10 things overheard at the wedding:
10. "At least one of them could close the deal on grass"
9. "Holy Mackerel! Is that the Sunglasses at Night guy?"*
8. "Oh no, McEnroe's asking the minister if he's ‘serious'"
7. "For $2 million, you'd think we'd get more pigs in the blanket"
6. "I don't care who she is, you don't overhead smash the bouquet"
5. "Cheese wedge? We have 56, 60 and 64 degrees"
4. "I like how Greg's already saying that they average 10 majors each"
3. "So whose side are you on, dimpled balls or fuzzy?"
2. "No, Larry Mize wasn't **** invited!"
1. "Jeez, Bill Clinton just hit the deck again"
* (It's true; according to People, the guests included Matt Lauer and "singer-songwriter Corey Hart.")
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11. If she'd known rock chalk could break 80, she'd have never settled for the Shark
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1. "Jeez, Bill Clinton just hit the deck again"
Is this because Hillary was walking past?
Gilgemesh - Father…
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I used to love Corey Hart - now my husband thinks I'm talking about the baseball player... Which is who I thought they were talking about when I first glanced at the People article. Haven't heard about the singer Hart in what, 20 years?
Paula
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1. "Jeez, Bill Clinton just hit the deck again"
Is this because Hillary was walking past?
12) I think it's because Martina just did.
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1. "Jeez, Bill Clinton just hit the deck again"
Is this because Hillary was walking past?
Gilgemesh - Father of The Boy
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It's a bit obscure perhaps, but Clinton slipped on the steps at Norman's house years ago, during his presidency I believe, and tore up his knee.
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13) Baselines only work in tennis and baseball, not the boudoir.
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
Jacksonville , FL
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Did Bud Collins emcee the reception?
FGB
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0. "Well, at least they have not being able to golf under pressure in common."
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Did Bud Collins emcee the reception?
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OOO! AAAAH! OHHHHH!
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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13) Baselines only work in tennis and baseball, not the boudoir.
14) Now MAJOR, on the other hand, does work! Just not so much for Greg in golf.
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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Thanks also to DOC for suggesting the topic.
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13) Baselines only work in tennis and baseball, not the boudoir.
14) Now MAJOR, on the other hand, does work! Just not so much for Greg in golf.
Brian K Jones
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When are you going to start your campaign to downgrade the Australian Open?
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When are you going to start your campaign to downgrade the Australian Open?
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Check with me after my tour of the Northeast, starting in about two days. Primarily Philadelphia but I think it'll include one day in NY.
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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14) I wonder if Chris will keep the racket down why Greg is playing with hit Putts (sp).
manta
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30-Love) Jimmy Connors, Andy Mill and John Lloyd all sent their condolences.
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
Jacksonville , FL
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14) I wonder if Chris will keep the racket down while Greg is playing with hit putz.
manta
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15) I hear Martina's getting married in California next week and it'll cost $2,000,001.
Anthony Verna
New York , NY
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Did Bud Collins emcee the reception?
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OOO! AAAAH! OHHHHH!
Surely someone besides me remembers Collins' fawning all over "Chrissie."
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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I used to love Corey Hart - now my husband thinks I'm talking about the baseball player... Which is who I thought they were talking about when I first glanced at the People article. Haven't heard about the singer Hart in what, 20 years?
Don't estimate a guy in shades, oh lord. Or something like that.
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
Jacksonville , FL
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When are you going to start your campaign to downgrade the Australian Open?
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Check with me after my tour of the Northeast, starting in about two days. Primarily Philadelphia but I think it'll include one day in NY.
Brian K Jones
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What does a tour of the Northeast have to do with the Australian Open?
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