Thieves broke into a Massachusetts jewelry company over the weekend and stole up to $2 million in merchandise. The most important part of the take, for our purposes, were Super Bowl XLII rings made for the New York Giants.
That means if you see someone flashing a Giants Super Bowl ring in the near future, it may not be legit. Here are some signs that the fellow with the bling didn't really earn the ring:
10. His favorite player is Tiki Barber
9. Quickly grabs an umbrella when someone says they'll "make it rain"
8. Can time his 40-yard dash with a sundial
7. Can't even tell you what state the Giants play in (OK, that's a toughie)
6. Only weights he lifts are 24 ounces
5. Used to babysit John McCain
4. He's secretly videotaping you
3. Closest he's come to steroids is watching Roger Clemens pitch
2. Only Eli he can name invented the cotton gin
1. His name is Jeremy Shockey
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7. Can't even tell you what state the Giants play in (OK, that's a toughie)
Answer: Confusion
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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11) His favorite coach is Dan Reeves.
12) Sits next to Andy Rooney, telling him what to pontificate on.
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Shockey likes Tiki???
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
Jacksonville , FL
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12. Claims his favorite player is Jared Lorenzen.
FGB
Neyland Stadium, TN
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11. No Coughlin bitemarks on his derrierre.
Caveman HC6
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13) Seen wearing a "Yankees Suck" t-shirt
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
Jacksonville , FL
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1a) He's wearing a Bears jersey
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11. Wears ring on two fingers.
Caveman HC6
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Wearing 19-0 T-shirt.
Finsterbaby
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Has GO SAWKS! tat on knuckles
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Seen getting into a 1993 Saturn with a bondo paint job...
Lolly
Lilburn , GA
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11. You spot the guy on the subway.
Caveman HC6
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Believes that Strahan will lead them back to the Super Bowl again this year
Lolly
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11. His date rates about a 3.
Caveman HC6
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She's wearing it like a bracelet.
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12) Thinks the name 'Plaxico' refers to an injection-molding factory in Newark.
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Hey - I know that place, Rock!
Finsterbaby
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Finster - LOL out loud on the extra keys...
SoBeGaPe
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Is the attorney for Strahan's ex-wife.
FGB
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Thanks Peaches - psst - keep it down, I took if off...
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