What you should expect for $65K a seat | The 10 Spot Blog

The bidding for personal seat licenses for Jets tickets in the new Meadowlands stadium went as high as $65,100 per seat in the first two days of an online auction. These PSLs, mind you, merely provide the right to buy a ticket. The actual ticket (remember when that was the primary obscene expense?) will cost another $700 per seat per game.

Yes, it’s quite a racket that teams like the Jets are running. For $65K per seat, here’s some of what we think a fan should reasonably expect:

10. Cheerleaders warm up in front of your seats

9. Digitally inserted as Mangenius’ replacement in Sopranos episode

8. Allowed to call two plays per half

7. To save your patrician voice, your cheering will be performed by Fireman Ed

6. Female fans permitted to spit drink in Larry Johnson’s face

5. If you must miss a game, will receive full written report from former Lehman Brothers exec

4. Granted “mentee” relationship with Bill Belichick since Mangini’s been cut loose

3. Personal scouting report on opponent’s offense from Brett Favre

2. Nobody will ever mention the Jets are second-class tenants in their own stadium

1. Unrated version of Girls of Gate D