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We just can't get enough March Madness coverage. Fortunately, CBS is ready to oblige us. Here is an exclusive account of Dick Enberg and Jay Bilas breaking down Tyler Hansbrough's ability to get out of bed:

Dick: I'm glad you could join us as we chronicle the morning of Tyler Hansbrough, the sensational star for the University of North Carolina. I'm joined by Jay Bilas and ... oh my! Tyler just swung his legs off his bed and stands straight up. He's 6-9 but that showed the dexterity of a much smaller man.

Jay: What really impressed me, Dick, was the effort he put forth. It seemed he just willed his feet onto the ground. That's not an easy move for a big guy, I can tell you. He simply was not going to be denied.

Dick: Getting out of bed wasn't always something that came naturally to Tyler. His parents tell me that for the first year or two of his life, it was a daily struggle. He even spent time in a crib. But he's worked on it every morning, even when the coach gives the rest of the team off.

Jay: I bet he's spent more time practicing the get-out-of-bed pivot than any college player in America. And perhaps any college athlete who has ever played the game.

Dick: Well, Jay, he is a 29-year-old junior. Does that help?

Jay: A little, Dick. But it's no substitute for raw want-to.

Dick: Now Tyler has his toothbrush out. Oh my! Look at him dig into the back molars! You half think the toothbrush is going to come out the back of his throat!

Jay: If the American Dental Association was going to make a how-to video for brushing, it would star Tyler Hansbrough. Watch him attack the gumline. The 45-degree angle, the short back-and-forth strokes, it's all here. He's so fundamentally sound.

Dick: I expect he's headed to the shower ... No! He's putting on a hat. Carolina blue, of course. Yesterday we asked him to try on a hat with the Final Four logo, but he said, Not yet, not yet.

Jay: That's right. He wanted to make sure the Tar Heels punched their ticket to San Antonio first before he'd wear anything like that. He wanted to earn it. That's Tyler Hansbrough in a nutshell.

Dick: Are you at all surprised that he has opted against the shower?

Jay: Not really. He has always been a down-and-dirty player. He's not afraid to muck it up down low. Plus he might be running late for class. He's a true scholar-athlete. He may not be the most naturally gifted student, but you can be sure that nobody expends more effort working with the athletic tutors than he does.

Dick: He's heading into the kitchen. Opens the cabinet ... yes, it's the Honey Nut Cheerios. Fitting choice. So well-balanced. The touch of honey gives it the sweetness you'd expect from a three-time All-American, but it has the sturdy underpinnings of whole-grain goodness that Tyler gets from his upbringing in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.

Jay: He's really a throwback. So many players come into college basketball these days looking to eat leftover pizza from a late-night party, or whatever else they can grab in the morning, before heading straight to the NBA. Tyler never takes the easy way out.

Dick: He's poured the milk and he's really digging in. There's a BIG mouthful, and now another. Tremendous! There's a trickle of milk heading down his chin, but Tyler just wipes it away with his left hand and continues to eat. Does nothing faze this young man?

Jay: He's not concerned with how things look. And yes, there are players who are more graceful, or who make things look easier. But Tyler Hansbrough is all about results. His will is greater than his skill. And his skill is considerable.

Dick: Look at him go! He is a man possessed. Scoop after scoop.

Jay: Dick, I had the good fortune to play against Michael Jordan. And I'm not saying Tyler Hansbrough is Michael Jordan. I once saw Michael Jordan eat an entire Rooty-Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity breakfast at IHOP with his left hand, and make it look like he was putting away a simple slice of white toast. But I will tell you this: Michael Jordan never attacked a breakfast food with any more effort and determination than Tyler Hansbrough. No way.

Dick: I just hope that we will have the pleasure to see Tyler for one more year at the college level, where he will certainly become the first four-time, first-team All-American in the game's history. Extraordinary! But first, we have to take this commercial break. Don't go away -- the morning's just getting started!