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by Pete McEntegart

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Welcome back to Caption This. That’s 45-year-old Phillies pitcher Jamie Moyer holding the pitching rubber during last night’s celebration of the team’s World Series championship at Citizens Bank Park. I’m fairly certain the youngsters around him are his kids; he has seven.

Exultant Phillies fan Anthony Verna will be using his legal background to make today’s judicious, perhaps even Solomonic, selections. Meanwhile, I will be posting captions in the comments section along with the Peanut Gallery. So please scooch over.

(UPDATED)

The floor is now AV's:

Ladies and gentlemen, I must commend you for the high quality of captions in today's non-contest. I have to admit that I was surprised to see a paucity of Roger Clemens or Barry Bonds jokes.

I must be running to the house where I grew up to visit my parents and continue the celebration for the 2008 World Series champions, the Philadelphia Phillies.

I have chosen 16 entries that tickled my sense of humor (don't forget, your sense of humor might differ slightly from mine).

Don't forget to take public transportation if you're going to the parade in Philly:

Tim in NY: “Jamie Moyer tells his children the story of Lot's wife.”

Texadillo: “After Game 2 we stored the Rays' will to win here.”

Cleph, 007: “Jamie Moyer shows his family the little known ‘Oldest Pitcher in the Series’ trophy.”

BKJ -- ah say ah say: “Lassie will always be in our hearts, son. Now where do you want this?”

BoFett -- v 4.0: “Ticket prices for Phillies games will be increased by $1.00 each to buy a replacement for the pitching rubber stolen during the World Series victory celebration. Local police have no leads on the culprit.”

big west: “Look kids. Go tell your Grandpa Digger that he never won anything like this!”

Stack1009: “Following Obama's plan for redistribution, Moyer gets set to share some of the spoils of victory with some kids from Pittsburgh.”

AFd1: “Dad, is this is what you meant when you said I shouldn't take the world so serious.”

Muncky: “After seven kids it's easy to lose concentration. Here we see Jamie Moyer thinking he's cradling one of his children.”

Rickapolis: “And the wine in the center should be aged to perfection by now.”

Tom, ALRanger: “After last night's celebration, Jamie Moyer is speechless as one of his kids presents him with one of the steps from the Philadelphia Museum of Art.”

Jim from Milwaukee: “Honey, now that you're 10, it is time for the ‘Roger Clemens talk.’”

gc -- Chairman of the Bored: “See kids, I told you John Kruk's marble was buried here!”

SeanNJ -- Minister of Liquor: “Jamie Moyer failed to realize he had picked an inopportune time and the wrong prop for having ‘The Talk’ with his children.

Marshall K. -- Top Cat: “Earnest wins a World Series ring!”

The 10 Spot: “And just like a tooth or an iceberg, the pitching rubber's a lot bigger under the surface.”

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