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  <title>Lunchtime laughs: Bobby Bowden edition</title>
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        <body>the perfect season was 17-0 (with playoffs included)...it'd be nice to mirror that with an 0-17, but sadly, it'll stop at 0-16....</body>
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        <body>0-17? the math is getting harder</body>
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        <body>Gee, thanks Gir! I do try!</body>
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        <body>He learned from the Politburo!!</body>
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        <body>Socrates, that's a cute little Plato you got there.

Sooner_Girl | 12/12/07 
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Thx, SG, little so-and-so knows it too!!!!   Would love to say he's a chip off the old block, but I can't take the credit for that.....</body>
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        <body>Like it or not, sooner or later you play Notre Dame and pick up the W.

Sooner_Girl | 12/12/07 

Greatest. Line. Ever.</body>
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        <body>having watched him bumble around on the Jet sidelines, Stack, that's pretty much what I'm saying.

he's devoid of coaching ability, hires co-ordinators who run pretty damn vanilla offences, can't srategise, can't manage the game clock and yet he got us to the playoffs....players like him, media like him....fans...not so much</body>
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        <body>Just heard Mark Vandermeer (Houston Texan's radio announcer) made a point about pronouncing Fukudome correctly or otherwise they'll be FCC complaints!</body>
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        <body>Socrates, that's a cute little Plato you got there.</body>
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        <body>Or to spit on his head....</body>
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  <body>&lt;p&gt;Here are a few morsels as you breathlessly await the Mitchell Report:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;middot; Ancient &lt;strong&gt;Bobby Bowden&lt;/strong&gt; signed a new contract at Florida State while offensive coordinator &lt;strong&gt;Jimbo Fisher&lt;/strong&gt; was designated as the &amp;quot;head coach-in waiting.&amp;quot; Fisher apparently still needs several years to master dropping &amp;quot;dad-gum&amp;quot; into every sentence.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;middot; The Knicks and Madison Square Garden settled their sexual harassment lawsuit with &lt;strong&gt;Anucha Browne Sanders&lt;/strong&gt; for $11.5 million. &lt;strong&gt;Isiah&lt;/strong&gt; still can&amp;#39;t believe she turned down their offer of &lt;strong&gt;Jerome James&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Jared Jeffries&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;middot; &lt;strong&gt;Michael Vick&lt;/strong&gt; reportedly received such a stiff sentence because he continued to lie about the role he played in the dogfighting operation even after he pleaded guilty. The judge angrily rejected Vick&amp;#39;s later claim that he was merely carrying out a &amp;quot;play-fake.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;middot; The same man who last week tried to auction off &lt;strong&gt;Mike Lowell&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39;s jock strap on eBay is now offering a collection of Red Sox players&amp;#39; game-used underwear. He has drawers from every player but &lt;strong&gt;Manny Ramirez&lt;/strong&gt;, who never remembers to put them on.&lt;/p&gt;&amp;middot; The Padres, Cubs and White Sox are all very interested in Japanese outfielder &lt;strong&gt;Kosuke Fukudome&lt;/strong&gt;. Hmmm. Wasn&amp;#39;t &lt;em&gt;Fukudome&lt;/em&gt; a &lt;strong&gt;Mel Gibson&lt;/strong&gt; movie? Something about two men enter, one man leaves?</body>
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