2009-04-01T17:28:35-04:00 The &quot;real&quot; NBA rule book 2007-10-26T10:25:40-04:00 50 2008-09-10T06:39:33-04:00 1 5 10 2007-10-29T13:38:50-04:00 2 AZ T1 Casa Grande 44188 13. Refs are allowed to fabricate penalties against the Suns anytime they are in the playoffs. 86595 2007-10-26T22:36:01-04:00 479 NC Rey's crew Charlotte 170280 the organization that wins the nba title, each member will be given an ring and the MVP will be given a trophy, a new car, and Ahmad Rashad on the weekends. 87132 2007-10-26T22:30:41-04:00 479 NC Rey's crew Charlotte 170280 as of 2005, every odd year robert horry will be granted a championship. the nba finals will comprise of the two teams stuart scott and the rest of espn agrees upon, regardless of record or conference. with the exception of jerry west and joe dumars, if you were named to the Greatest 50 NBA players. You are barred from coaching or maiking any kind of personnel decisions for ANY team (including high school, pop warner football, even in NBA live franchise mode) 87882 2007-10-26T18:43:34-04:00 53 VA stormbee321 Wise 61895 As for rule 6... I have to protest. You don't kick a man when he's just been kicked off a dance contest! Unless, of course, you're the Squirrel. (Feel free to provide links to Bruno's full quote, I'm feeling lazy.) 86043 2007-10-26T17:35:28-04:00 479 NC Rey's crew Charlotte 170280 all mvp candidates have a 5 foot foul barrier. anyone inside that 5 foot radius will be called for a foul. and in the case of rasheed wallace-10 feet. 87393 2007-10-26T17:06:57-04:00 http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/754/01/thumb/beach.jpg 3674 big west Nor Cal 75701 Van R: thanks for enlightning me on Scottie. I never knew that. Kemp is legendary but I didn't think he had a close #2. Scottie should be used to being #2 on a team, but certainly made a nice living off that. Now it looks like he's giving back in child support! 85181 2007-10-26T15:58:42-04:00 http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/939/92/thumb/Ozzy2.jpg 1299 CT van_richten Shelton 94292 but if they continue to &quot;work hard&quot; and team up with travis henry, maybe they could field a full football roster 85723 2007-10-26T15:55:52-04:00 http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/939/92/thumb/Ozzy2.jpg 1299 CT van_richten Shelton 94292 big west --- he's #2 behind kemp for most kids in the nba-- between the two of them-- they'd have to cut a few because too many to field a pro basketball team 86001 2007-10-26T14:19:16-04:00 3 TX ellerymo Houston 126642 AC Green Rule: Keep It In Your Pants When You Get A Lap Dance By the way, the AC stands for Always Celibate. 88603 2007-10-26T14:17:54-04:00 3 TX ellerymo Houston 126642 AC Green Rule - Keep It In Your Pants When You Get A Lap Dance. By the Way, the AC stands for Always Celibate. 88150 50 <p>NBA commissioner <strong>David Stern</strong> admitted on Thursday that more than half the league&#39;s referees had violated NBA rules about casino gambling, but said none would be punished because the rules were outdated. This from the same hard-line commissioner who cited the letter of the law when suspending the Suns&#39; <strong>Amare Stoudemire</strong> and <strong>Boris Diaw</strong> for leaving the bench momentarily against the Spurs in last year&#39;s playoffs.</p><p>Obviously, this is the kinder and gentler NBA. In fact, the 10 Spot Blog&nbsp;has gotten an exclusive look at the <em>real</em> NBA rule book. Here are 10 actual rules you may not have known:</p><p><strong>10.</strong> Players can take only two steps without dribbling, unless the third and fourth steps are really graceful</p><p><strong>9</strong>. First coach-choking offense gets a warning</p><p><strong>8.</strong> Repeat after me: &quot;<strong>Dwyane Wade</strong> was fouled!&quot;</p><p><strong>7.</strong> Postseason leaving-the-bench penalties will be determined the only fair way&nbsp;-- the team&#39;s market size</p><p><strong>6.</strong> When in doubt, fine <strong>Mark Cuban</strong></p><p><strong>5</strong>. If you <em>must </em>carry a gun, please don&#39;t shoot the paying customers</p><p><strong>4.</strong> Players are entitled to at least one free throw attempt for every career All-Star berth</p><p><strong>3.</strong> Proper dress code must be followed when sexing up interns in your truck</p><p><strong>2.</strong> Humor every ludicrous trade demand by <strong>Kobe</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong> Limit your mistresses to three per city</p><p>&nbsp;</p> http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/396/4/thumb/mcentegart_pete.jpg 6586 NY The 10 Spot New York 3984 1990