Even though a jury has determined that he sexually harassed Anucha Browne Sanders, Knicks coach/president Isiah Thomas insists that he's innocent -- in fact, that he's "very innocent" -- but doesn't intend to comment further on the whole sordid mess. Fortunately, the 10 Spot has uncovered the top 10 things that Isiah really wants to say:
10. There were a lot more witnesses when I kissed Magic and nobody said boo
9. Did I say Love & Basketball? I meant Basketball Diaries. How ‘bout that Leo!
8. I have undiagnosed Tourette's. &*#@! See?
7. My employees love me. Just ask Jerome James' accountant
6. Kobe told me that Shaq pays hush money to make stuff like this go away all the time
5. Man, you'd think I asked an intern to have sex in a truck
4. I thought the trial was best-out-of-seven
3. All I meant is that she had H-O in our game of H-O-R-S-E
2. How ‘bout a little perspective, people; I once single-handedly destroyed an entire league!
1. If telling a fine woman ‘I love her' is wrong, I don't wanna be right




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