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  • 11:20 AM ET  11.06

In case you’re trying to keep track of every borderline celebrity who lands a reality show -- and good luck with that -- it’s time to add Keyshawn Johnson to the list. A&E will produce a show chronicling Johnson’s quest to become an interior designer. It’s tentatively titled Keyshawn Johnson: Tackling Design.

That’s not a bad title. Obviously, it uses a play on words that references the former wide receiver’s football career. But aside from after an interception, when did Keyshawn do any tackling?

Since we’re sure the folks at A&E are very busy, we’ve taken the liberty of suggesting some other titles for the new production:

10. Project Runaway Mouth

9. Where’s Wayne Chrebet’s Show?

8. Pimp My Couch

7. Not On My Swatch

6. America’s Next Top Monologist

5. Queer Eye For the Slant Guy

4. Throw This Key Away

3. Touches For an Angel

2. Flavor of Self-Love

1. Just Throw Me The Damn Pillow!

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