Thanks for frequenting this month’s edition of the Write Your Own Joke (WYOJ) contest. As always, I will supply two potential set-ups from the sports news. Your job is to supply the punchlines.
Here they are:
Topic 1: “Former NFL bust Ryan Leaf has been placed on indefinite leave from his coaching job at West Texas A&M for reportedly asking one of his players for a pain pill. __________.”
Topic 2: “The Red Sox are adding 560 new seats to Fenway Park. __________.”
Everyone knows the ground rules by now. If not, please observe your neighbor.
I will post a winner and some honorable mention selections for each set-up as tomorrow’s morning post. Good luck, and have fun.