2009-05-28T22:17:50-04:00
<p>Here's some (small) inspiration heading into today's Write Your Own Joke contest:</p>
<p>• For the fourth straight year, the Knicks have been named the NBA’s most valuable team. No surprise there; the Knicks are obviously rolling in it. Why, they’re paying one female executive $11.5 million -- and she doesn’t even work there anymore! What princes!</p>
<p>• A 21-year-old hockey fan at Wednesday’s Senators-Thrashers game in Ottawa fell from the upper deck when he stumbled over a purse while carrying two beers back to his seat. Tragic story, really. Not because of what happened to the guy -- he’s going to be fine. But the beers didn’t make it.</p>
Lunchtime laughs: Knicks laughing to bank
2008-12-04T14:33:13-05:00
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2008-12-04T14:33:13-05:00
1
16
10
2009-05-27T16:35:24-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/154/430/thumb/MrAdams.jpg
4202
Mr Adams
154730
155
4200
Had to stop on an even number.
5548198
2009-05-28T22:17:49-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/207/924/thumb/finster2.jpg
11872
NJ
Finsterbaby
208224
4200
Had to stop on an even number.
156
Why?
5565109
2009-05-27T16:35:24-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/154/430/thumb/MrAdams.jpg
4202
Mr Adams
154730
155
4200
Had to stop on an even number.
5548198
2009-05-27T16:34:57-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/154/430/thumb/MrAdams.jpg
4202
Mr Adams
154730
154
4199
5548154
2009-05-27T16:34:45-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/154/430/thumb/MrAdams.jpg
4202
Mr Adams
154730
153
4198
5548167
2009-04-30T11:33:28-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/322/281/thumb/yankee.jpg
1950
VA
hopkinater
Lex Vegas
322641
151
last
5242645
2009-05-21T20:03:07-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/207/924/thumb/finster2.jpg
11872
NJ
Finsterbaby
208224
last
152
Oooohhh - swing-and-a-miss!
5500595
2009-04-30T11:33:28-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/322/281/thumb/yankee.jpg
1950
VA
hopkinater
Lex Vegas
322641
151
last
5242645
2009-03-02T23:10:47-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/154/430/thumb/MrAdams.jpg
4202
Mr Adams
154730
164
Note: Don't use lead based paint when doing the 'body-paint' thing. Trust me.
4535375
2009-03-11T19:14:11-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/207/924/thumb/finster2.jpg
11872
NJ
Finsterbaby
208224
Note: Don't use lead based paint when doing the 'body-paint' thing. Trust me.
165
Besides the mild retardation and sudden weight gain, I don't see the problem?
4649526
2009-03-02T23:10:47-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/154/430/thumb/MrAdams.jpg
4202
Mr Adams
154730
164
Note: Don't use lead based paint when doing the 'body-paint' thing. Trust me.
4535375
2008-12-04T16:43:55-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/136/365/thumb/027.jpg
1753
TX
Texadillo
Round Rock
136665
163
You would be surprised how much they use in those body paint shots.
3540887
2008-12-04T16:35:34-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/136/365/thumb/027.jpg
1753
TX
Texadillo
Round Rock
136665
That much curvature is easy, getting the curves to curve in the right places is the trick.
160
Duct tape.
3540737
2008-12-04T16:37:39-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/399/363/thumb/black.bmp
3009
MN
Tko
Moorhead
399803
Duct tape.
162
If you saw the video, you would really struggle to see where they put the duct tape. I don't think they used any. If they did, aye carumba.
3540752
156
<p>Here's some (small) inspiration heading into today's Write Your Own Joke contest:</p>
<p>• For the fourth straight year, the Knicks have been named the NBA’s most valuable team. No surprise there; the Knicks are obviously rolling in it. Why, they’re paying one female executive $11.5 million -- and she doesn’t even work there anymore! What princes!</p>
<p>• A 21-year-old hockey fan at Wednesday’s Senators-Thrashers game in Ottawa fell from the upper deck when he stumbled over a purse while carrying two beers back to his seat. Tragic story, really. Not because of what happened to the guy -- he’s going to be fine. But the beers didn’t make it.</p>
<p>• Actually, we hear that as soon as the guy flipped off the upper deck, several fans eyed the tossed-aside beers quite thirstily. But then they decided they didn’t want sloppy seconds.</p>
<p>• A Texas Tech DB has been arrested by the Drug Enforcement Agency. Come on, I saw that defense play against Oklahoma. <em>None</em> of those guys were dealing.</p>
<p>• Olympic swimmer <strong>Amanda Beard</strong> has sued a tanning salon company in California for allegedly “using” her picture without permission. It seems she never dreamed anything that sordid could happen after posing in <em>Playboy</em>.</p>
29003
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/396/4/thumb/mcentegart_pete.jpg
6586
NY
The 10 Spot
New York
3984