Welcome to the December edition of the Write Your Own Joke (WYOJ) contest. As always, I will supply two potential set-ups from today’s sports news. Your job is to supply the punchlines.
Here they are:
Topic 1: “Giants LB Antonio Pierce will reportedly testify against teammate Plaxico Burress in front of a grand jury. __________.”
Topic 2: “Auburn AD Jay Jacobs says he was ‘shocked’ when Tommy Tuberville resigned as football coach yesterday, and had never considered firing him. __________.”
Everyone knows the rules by now. If not, please observe your neighbor.
I will post a winner and some honorable mention selections from each set-up as tomorrow’s morning post. Good luck, and have fun.