Welcome to the December edition of the Write Your Own Joke (WYOJ) contest. As always, I will supply two potential set-ups from today’s sports news. Your job is to supply the punchlines.
Here they are:
Topic 1: “Giants LB Antonio Pierce will reportedly testify against teammate Plaxico Burress in front of a grand jury. __________.”
Topic 2: “Auburn AD Jay Jacobs says he was ‘shocked’ when Tommy Tuberville resigned as football coach yesterday, and had never considered firing him. __________.”
Everyone knows the rules by now. If not, please observe your neighbor.
I will post a winner and some honorable mention selections from each set-up as tomorrow’s morning post. Good luck, and have fun.
Anne V
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Where'd everybody go?
Smart Ace
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Can you hear me now?
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I can hear you, but I can't see a damm thing!
Smart Ace
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oops
hopkinater
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You again!
Fin Sturbeighby
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doh !
hopkinater
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My work is never done.
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i hear ya.
hopkinater
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Shouldn't you be out shoveling or golfing?
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shoveling golf??????
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Shovel off to Buffalo?
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On a positive note, I get to comment on the first page!
Smart Ace
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I knew you'd come back!
Fin Sturbeighby
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I knew that you'd know I'd come back!
Smart Ace
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I knew, that you knew, that I'd know that you do that voodoo that you do so well...
Fin Sturbeighby
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But I didn't know that, didn't you know?
Smart Ace
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no.
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