2009-05-21T20:02:08-04:00
<p>Welcome to the December edition of the Write Your Own Joke (WYOJ) contest. As always, I will supply two potential set-ups from today’s sports news. Your job is to supply the punchlines.</p>
<p>Here they are:</p>
<p><strong>Topic 1</strong>: “Giants LB <strong>Antonio Pierce</strong> will reportedly testify against teammate <strong>Plaxico Burress</strong> in front of a grand jury. __________.”</p>
Write Your Own Joke contest
2008-12-04T16:08:09-05:00
470
2008-12-04T16:08:09-05:00
1
47
10
2009-05-11T13:09:20-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/322/281/thumb/yankee.jpg
1950
VA
hopkinater
Lex Vegas
322641
Nuh-uh...
469
so sorry.
5371108
2009-05-21T20:02:08-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/207/924/thumb/finster2.jpg
11872
NJ
Finsterbaby
208224
so sorry.
470
Suck it, Trebeck!
5500625
2009-05-05T14:20:56-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/207/924/thumb/finster2.jpg
11872
NJ
Finsterbaby
208224
last
468
Nuh-uh...
5301971
2009-05-11T13:09:20-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/322/281/thumb/yankee.jpg
1950
VA
hopkinater
Lex Vegas
322641
Nuh-uh...
469
so sorry.
5371108
2009-04-30T11:32:36-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/322/281/thumb/yankee.jpg
1950
VA
hopkinater
Lex Vegas
322641
467
last
5242655
2009-05-05T14:20:56-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/207/924/thumb/finster2.jpg
11872
NJ
Finsterbaby
208224
last
468
Nuh-uh...
5301971
2009-04-30T11:32:36-04:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/322/281/thumb/yankee.jpg
1950
VA
hopkinater
Lex Vegas
322641
467
last
5242655
2008-12-05T10:53:10-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/579/006/thumb/uniform_2.bmp
231
MA
greybeard
Manchester
579566
481
No one seems to have switched their ipods to a Christmas mix. I listened to 9 different versions of "Have yourself a merry little Christmas" on the way to w*rk this morning. You will be happy to know that Judy Garland is still the best. Lined up for the ride home: 8 versions of "White Christmas"
3548459
2008-12-05T10:58:24-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/286/059/thumb/black.bmp
2756
TX
I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow
Richardson
286399
No one seems to have switched their ipods to a Christmas mix. I listened to 9 different versions of "Have yourself a merry little Christmas" on the way to w*rk this morning. You will be happy to know that Judy Garland is still the best. Lined up for the ride home: 8 versions of "White Christmas"
490
G-beard, I'm with ya....
3548577
2008-12-05T10:58:16-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/396/4/thumb/mcentegart_pete.jpg
6586
NY
The 10 Spot
New York
3984
489
WYOJ results are up, along with a programming announcement.
3548607
2008-12-05T10:53:10-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/579/006/thumb/uniform_2.bmp
231
MA
greybeard
Manchester
579566
481
No one seems to have switched their ipods to a Christmas mix. I listened to 9 different versions of "Have yourself a merry little Christmas" on the way to w*rk this morning. You will be happy to know that Judy Garland is still the best. Lined up for the ride home: 8 versions of "White Christmas"
3548459
2008-12-05T10:57:59-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/207/924/thumb/finster2.jpg
11872
NJ
Finsterbaby
208224
Lined up for the ride home: 8 versions of "White Christmas"
488
I love the version from Uncle Buck. I think the Drifters...Elvis does OK, too. Bing is King, though...
3548573
2008-12-05T10:57:52-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/286/059/thumb/black.bmp
2756
TX
I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow
Richardson
286399
487
O Holy Night - Josh Groban
3548592
2008-12-05T10:55:26-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/448/448/thumb/Evil_Monkey.jpg
1853
NJ
Munkcy
Weehawken
448888
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
485
I once saw a Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks.
3548496
2008-12-05T10:56:33-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/111/130/thumb/UT_gnome.jpg
8427
TN
FGB
Neyland Stadium
111430
I once saw a Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks.
486
and they were picketing each other?
3548583
2008-12-05T10:53:04-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/138/581/thumb/atomicfu.jpg
11361
PA
DJ C - Pete 3:16
Palmyra
138881
Don't know. After hearing that my brain initiated an involuntary blackout to avoid having to hear more.
480
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
3548487
2008-12-05T10:55:26-05:00
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/448/448/thumb/Evil_Monkey.jpg
1853
NJ
Munkcy
Weehawken
448888
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
485
I once saw a Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks.
3548496
470
<p>Welcome to the December edition of the Write Your Own Joke (WYOJ) contest. As always, I will supply two potential set-ups from today’s sports news. Your job is to supply the punchlines.</p>
<p>Here they are:</p>
<p><strong>Topic 1</strong>: “Giants LB <strong>Antonio Pierce</strong> will reportedly testify against teammate <strong>Plaxico Burress</strong> in front of a grand jury. __________.”</p>
<p><strong>Topic 2</strong>: “Auburn AD <strong>Jay Jacobs</strong> says he was ‘shocked’ when <strong>Tommy Tuberville</strong> resigned as football coach yesterday, and had never considered firing him. __________.”</p>
<p>Everyone knows the rules by now. If not, please observe your neighbor.</p>
<p>I will post a winner and some honorable mention selections from each set-up as tomorrow’s morning post. Good luck, and have fun.</p>
29041
http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/396/4/thumb/mcentegart_pete.jpg
6586
NY
The 10 Spot
New York
3984