Casey Dick and his refrigerator ears take on Ole Miss Saturday.

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In honor of Houston Nutt's return to Arkansas this weekend, we bring you more publically posted and potentially embarrassing information about a Razorback.

You'd think Hogs quarterback Casey Dick would have learned from former coach Nutt, who used a university-issued cell phone to send 1,063 text messages in six weeks to a woman other than his wife and then seemed surprised when a disgruntled fan's public records request revealed the messages. Nutt denied any sleaziness, but the stain from the ensuing scandal helped grease the tracks for his move from his alma mater to Ole Miss.

So Dick should have known that when he and lovely fiancée Felicia Davis put this site on the Internet -- which, last we checked, is available to several billion people worldwide -- we would learn that Dick's ears are imminently rub-able and that Dick "thinks he is real cool but in reality he [is] the biggest dork EVER!" Of course, most guys who wore socks and sandals to the first meeting and still wound up as Felicia's betrothed probably would want to shout it from the cyber-rooftops.

This is why it's good to be the quarterback, kids. You can dress like a geriatric tourist at Disney World and still land a selfless, early-retiring stunner who lets you eat food off her plate. Still, the guy whose ears Felicia calls her "refrigerators" might regret the Web-wide celebration of their love when thousands of Ole Miss or LSU fans start chanting "Dum-bo, Dum-bo" on third-and-six.

I can empathize with Dick, though. As someone else who outkicked his coverage in the spousal department, I can confirm the urge to brag is often difficult to resist. So hopefully, Dick can shut those refrigerators when the inevitable chants come. If it helps, he can picture his honeymoon, which hopefully will last the rest of his life.