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Bigdleech said 03/11, 12:13 PM
False.

The Packers will win the Super Bowl in the next five seasons, but that will occur in the 2011-2012 seasons, not 2013.

During this run in 2011, they will go 12-4 with a bye, and then beat the Cowboys in the second round and the Cards in the AFC championship game. They will then defeat the Jacksonville Jaguars 24-21 on a Mason Crosby field goal.

If history is on their side, why has it been eleven years since they won the Super Bowl?

The fact is, the Packers have won Super Bowls one, two, and thirty-one. That means that, on average, they will win one about every fifteen years. And what Super Bowl occurs in 2011-2012? Super Bowl 46.

That proves that the Packers will be unable to win Super Bowl 47. They can no longer as an organization win two in a row, and clearly Super Bowls one and two were just a fluke. Their win in Super Bowl two was actually supposed to occur in Super Bowl 16, but Super Bowl 16 occured at the same time as God's favorite soap opera, so he had to switch the year in which the Packers won the Super Bowl.

You could argue that this soap opera could contrast with Super Bowl 46, but there is some bad news there. It was cancelled.

Bigdleech said 03/11, 12:42 PM
The difference between Lombardi and Favre and Rodgers and McCarthy is huge. Lombardi and Favre were the best at what they did, and Rodgers and McCarthy rode Favre to their success.

I guess you have never heard of karma. With Favre doing such a great job staying healthy for his sixteen years, Rodgers will have a very tough job staying healthy. After they beat the Bears 31-13 on a Sunday afternoon early in the season, Rodgers will go out and party with his buddies. At said party, he will get drunk and fall down a long flight of stairs.

After waking up in the hospital the next morning, he will realize that he has a broken hip, two broken wrists, and a a torn groin. He will be unable to function for months, too much time to make it back for the playoffs.

The Packers will continue to be a top team under backup quarterback Ryan Leaf, who will be named Pro Bowl starter and league MVP. He will take the Packers to a 14-2 record in 2013.

Of course we all know Ryan Leaf, and after his protection breaks down and he breaks a nail getting sacked, he will go off on his lineman, and he will need to go immediately to a psych ward.

This will leave them with Tim Couch, making them lose

Bigdleech said 03/12, 12:33 PM
Karma won't need to be transferred. It was the teams karma, it was just being used by Favre to stay healthy. It will have to hurt Rodgers.

The thing about the stairs that he will fall down is that they have metal points sticking out of them. Not only will his groin tear on the inside, but it will actually happen by a metal rod tearing deep through his flesh. He will be able to play eventually, but that just isn't your average torn groin.

David Carr will be out of football in five years. He will be the host of a new television show called "David Carr's Chocolate Factory" where he will bring young kids on. It will be like the modern day Peewee's Playhouse.

Good old green testes(Vinny Testaverde) will have moved on to the Arizona to start over Matt Leinart. He will be one of the best quarterbacks in the league still, just under the age of fifty. He will be too good to back up any other quarterback in the league.

So I have God, Ryan Leaf, Karma, Alcohol, metal rods, Vinny being too good, Tim Couch sucking, Couch not on steroids, injuries, and the inability to create males in test tubes all on my side.

Oh yeah, and the banned Greg Jennings(for drug use) is out for life.