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  • April 05, 2008 03:47 PM ET

The funniest attempt for an athlete to pass a drug test is... Living Dead Tourney, Round I

thehemogoblin- Gone (81-25-7) vs Trent Votes McCain (24-8-3)
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The funniest attempt to pass a drug test is former Oregon Duck and Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith being caught in an airport with "The Original Whizzinator", a device that stores clean urine in a sack next to the body to heat it to body temperature, and then dispenses it through a prosthesis in a pair of specially equipped underwear.

Smith, the lowest pick ever in the NFL Draft to do a holdout after he was drafted, was eventually released by the Vikings and suspended by the NFL in 2005 for repeated violations of the NFL's Substance Abuse Policy.

He had enough talent to play in the NFL, but his love for marijuana outweighed his love of the game of football.


This is really, really hard. Yours was pretty good, but I think I got a good one.

Scene: Michael Vick, Atlanta airprot.

Michael Vick is walking into the place where they grab your tickets. The guy taking it notices Vick's water bottle, which was recently not allowed to be brought onto a plane. He then takes it over and the security comes and notices marijuana. There he is taken to custody.

WHAT A ****. Hiding an illegal substance, in something else illegal! That would be like hiding marijuana in the bottom of a gun! I mean seriously, he just got a big signing bonus, wouldn't it be smart to if you liked weed that much to throw out your bottle and then buy some more when you get off the plane? I mean the whole situation was pretty funny to me.

This was the start of nothing good to come. Your turn


He didn't have marijuana in it though. It had a residue. There was no marijuana present at the time of confiscation. Both of these guys are morons, but mine's worse, because mine got banned by the NFL because of this incident, whereas it took Vick getting busted for something bigger (and inherently more disgusting and moronic) to get his indefinite suspension.

There's always something comical about a fake wanker, you know?

Fake genitals>water bottle -- That's an inherent thing. There's only a few things more comical than this.

I wish we could name this TD "Which ex-NFL football player is a bigger ****"... It'd be more true to the topic. Anyways... Much stupid all around.


I totally agree, thistopic is hard to argue. I know what you mean the:

fake genitals>water bottle

but if you ask me whats more comical, I would say MV doing something retarted like that! I mean the guy doesn't even know the thing is illegal on a plane, then they find "residue" (which pretty much is marijuana) in that illegal item. What I am saying is that Smiths thing was weird, and kind of creepy. Vicks thing was just plain stupid, and hillirous!


Oh, by the way, you violated the rules...

The TD's about passing a drug test, not about smuggling drugs.

Funny thing though, Vick's water bottle didn't have any marijuana in it anyways, just some residue from it being in there before.

When I heard about what Onterrio Smith, being a Beaver-fearing Duck fan, I nearly fell off of my couch, I was laughing so hard at this.

Let me reiterate to the voters though...

YOU BROKE THE RULES.


I couldn't think of anything else. Im basically screwed. But, it was your pick for the Living Dead.

Ill get you next time! Haha

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April 5, 2008  04:07 PM ET
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He was a pretty good back. He STILL hasn't been reinstated.

April 5, 2008  04:10 PM ET
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Yay, Onterrio Smith!!!

April 5, 2008  04:13 PM ET
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Let's see if Trent can top it.

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April 6, 2008  01:48 PM ET
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This is hilarious...I just want to know one thing
Is the loser of this TD going to be, "p!ssed off?

April 6, 2008  01:52 PM ET
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haha nice

April 6, 2008  04:40 PM ET
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Thehemogoblin-With that last argument is sounds to me like this TD is becoming a p!ss!ng contest...
You know...that's exactly what this TD is....hahaha....Unfortunatly for your opponent, you also happen to be correct.
Now he's really going to be....Well I'm sure you can fill in the rest. Vote left.

April 6, 2008  04:53 PM ET
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Hadn't heard about this one before,vote left.

April 6, 2008  07:35 PM ET
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No vote. Nothing is funny about this. Its sad. Kind of like coming up with this as a TD idea: sad.

April 6, 2008  07:50 PM ET
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Roy, you know what is sad, you pretending to be a girl.

April 6, 2008  07:55 PM ET
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hemo gets the vote for actually staying on topic.

April 6, 2008  08:05 PM ET
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That is the same reason I voted for hemo Anthony E.

 
April 7, 2008  10:53 AM ET
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Umm, if he had "residue", he had marijuana in it. Residue of marijuana is still marijuana.

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