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  • April 22, 2008 01:41 PM ET

Brock Lesnar vs. Kimbo Slice. Who wins in the octagon?

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Since The Prodigy is having a MMA Tuesday, I thought I would get in on it with one I'm sure I'm gonna lose.

My pick to whip that ****: Brock Lesnar.

Brock Lesnar - 6'3" 265lbs
Kimbo Slice - 6'2" 240lbs

That's like a whole weight class difference. Not only that, Brock's fist are like boulders. They have to customize him a set of UFC gloves. That's ridiculous.

I know Kimbo Slice has all his street fights, but that crap doesn't fly in the cage. And I know everyone will try to discredit Brock Lesnar for his WWE stint, but they guy has some serious skill.

Lesnar over Slice.

Disagree?
Throwdown.


Hmm, lets just review the record. Lesnar tried to fight in his first MMA bout.....and was out quickly with a submission. He lasted what? 90 seconds?

Kimbo tried to fight THREE times so far....and has won all three.

Seems to me that that street fight crap has transferred just fine over to the MMA world.

Lesnar is a big old steroid created freak. Call me when he wins his FIRST UFC match. Heck, call me when he fights his second.


Sorry for the delay.

Anyways...Uh, Brock has TWO MMA bouts under his belt. The first one he won via submission due to strikes. That means the guy gave up because he was getting pounded on. The second, he did lose, yes, but he lost to an ex-champion, and before Mir got lucky, (even he admitted that) Brock was dominating that fight. After the fight, if you didn't see the fight, you would've assumed Brock won when you saw Frank's face.

Kimbo tried THREE times? Against nobodys. Tank Abbott? I'm pretty sure his win loss record was 9-14 going into that. Pretty bad. Tank hasn't EVER been good. He was just around in the beginning with it was just brawling. Now fighters are specialized. Straight brawlers won't amount to anything in today's MMA world. And do you know who is a brawler? Kimbo Slice.

Lesnar is a steroid freak? Show me where it says that. Just because the man is bigger than you doesn't mean he took steroids. Is Shaq a steroid freak too?

Call you when he wins his first UFC match? Okay, well you call me when Kimbo is in the UFC. He's in a scrub start up organization who is using Kimbo's "fame" to draw in ratings. It's a joke.

More coming.


LOL, Lesnar has two wins in Japan against hand-picked people to entertain the crowds in Japan who love Lesnar. Call me when he wins in a real match against real people.

And I guess you don't go to other sites than this one. Try this one:

www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/lesnarmug1.html

Although you'll probably argue that being arrested for possession doesn't prove use. And that will draw a laugh from everyone on this site.

As for the Mir fight, I guess you call cheating "dominating". The ref saw it different.


You have very little to say. You keep going back to the same thing. Brock has at least fought a former champ. Kimbo, no one. So you argument in that is moot.

Cheating? You obviously didn't watch the fight. Another case of some kid off the street coming into MMA because of Kimbo. Brock was swinging, and Mir turned his head. Wasn't intentional.

Brock is a collegiate champion in wrestling. 106-5. That's a hell of a record. That's a great skill to be proficient in, if the THE best skill to have in MMA. Kimbo is proficient in...oh yeah, NOTHING. He's not even a good striker. He gets winded far too fast.

Kimbo fights scrubs off the street. That's cool, until you get beat by a super scrub ****, which he did. As soon as Kimbo was in a head lock, he was done. Any true fan of MMA knows Kimbo is a circus side show. It's sad that EliteXC stooped that low.

Another thing: Brock is in the UFC. Kimbo is not. UFC fighters: No joke. EliteXC fighters: Joke. Why do you think Dana signed Lesnar and not Kimbo? One has a future, one has no business in MMA.

I've never lost a street fight. Does that mean I can go in there and fight Anderson Silva? No. He'd kick my ****.


So being a college wrestler who then went on to dope up on steroids and pretend wrestle in the WWE makes him qualified to actually FIGHT? That's a joke, right?

As for Mir turning his head....how many times did he turn his head? Because the penalty was assessed for REPEATED striked to the BACK of the head. I guess reality means nothing to you.

As for saying little...well, against you, I don't have to say much. You want to get behind a chemically built body who pretended for the last many years to wrestle against a guy that made his name beating people down...well, that's your choice. I'll stick with mine.

April 22, 2008  01:42 PM ET

i can't disagree at this point..Kimbo would have a punchers chance...but Brock would man handle him on the ground....Kimbo won't fight any ground fighters...plus his fights have all seemed rigged to me anyways....Brock wins

April 22, 2008  02:11 PM ET

I've seen plenty of Kimbo's matches on YouTube or what have you and haven't been really that impressed. He's a brawler with no technique and nothing mor.e He gets into the ring with Lesnar or anyone else with ground fighting skills and he's toast.

April 22, 2008  02:16 PM ET

brock will maul him, the only way brock can be beat is submission i think, i think white set him up with the 1 heavyweight with a chance to catch and submit him, if white didnt want to embarass pro wrestling brock would be the ufc champ right now

think about it, wrestling is the top skill to have in mma, brock is the best

then stregnth and stand up come in, brock is obviously pretty good on his feat

i dont think brock can be beaten, and by the way he is 1 and 1, he dominated his first fight, and the fight he lost should have been won but they stood them up uncharacteristically when it was seconds from over

April 22, 2008  02:16 PM ET

Lesnar lost the match, but it surprised me when I saw it. He was destroying until the hold got him.

How good is Kimbo as putting submission holds on folks? I'd wager not very...

April 22, 2008  02:17 PM ET

Lesnar tried to fight in his first MMA bout.....and was out quickly with a submission. He lasted what? 90 seconds?

Lets see, Kimbo fought Ray Mercer, Bo Cantrell, and Tank Abbott. All 3 fighters are jokes in the MMA world. Not even close to the quality Brock fought in his UFC fight, Frank Mir. Brock had a victory in a previus K-1 bout.

April 22, 2008  02:20 PM ET

Nicole Bass could beat them both at the same time.

April 22, 2008  02:21 PM ET

Lesnar would win unless kimbo landed a fluke punch. lesnar would not have lost to mir had the ref not stood them up he was dominating that fight.

April 22, 2008  02:23 PM ET

Give me 1 hour. I'm at lunch and can't type it all on my phone.

April 22, 2008  02:41 PM ET

Brock can't be 1-1 if he's only fought one UFC match. You're confusing his match in K-1 in Japan, which wasn't UFC.

And how good is Brock "on the ground" if he lost....on the ground? Oh wait, maybe he'll pound Kimbo in the back of the head and win. Seems to be his best move.

April 22, 2008  02:51 PM ET

then call me when kimbo wins his first ufc match, freakin idiot

April 22, 2008  03:12 PM ET

vote--->

April 22, 2008  03:16 PM ET

I wouldn't call you if I was dying of a heart attack Frank. You'd just argue whether I was having one or not. Kimbo still has 3 MMA victories. Brock won a laugher in Japan that was a set up to begin with, to cash in on his wrestling popularity.

April 22, 2008  03:23 PM ET

laugher? tank abbott? seriously kyle

April 22, 2008  03:31 PM ET

Lesnar will slaughter Kimbo... Lesnar lost to rich franklin in 90 seconds you sy i bet tht was the worst 90 seconds of Franklins life Lesnar mauled him in a stand up fight no doubt in my mind Lesnar Mauls him And lesnar is also an accomplished wrestler and will be able to take Kimbo down with ease

April 22, 2008  03:34 PM ET

then call me when kimbo wins his first ufc match, freakin idiot

Frank Pentangeli | 04/22/08, 02:51 PM

then call me when lesner wins his first ufc match, freakin idiot

April 22, 2008  03:44 PM ET

LMAO KIMBO HAS 3 MMA victories....over who...no one had ground game they were set up fights....so lame Brock would handle Kimbo

April 22, 2008  03:45 PM ET

tell KIMBO to fight a top HW like Brock did not some washed up chumps with no skills...Mir is considered in the running as a premier HW while Kimbo has fought ...ohh I already forgot their names

April 22, 2008  03:46 PM ET

The only real fighter Lesner's fought, he lost to. That joker in Japan he beat has a MMA record of 2-7.

April 22, 2008  03:47 PM ET

tell KIMBO to fight a top HW like Brock did not some washed up chumps with no skills

The Prodigy | 04/22/08, 03:45 PM

Tell Dana White to let him.

 
April 22, 2008  03:50 PM ET

I watch a TON of these fights. It seems to me that everyone that's either involved with UFC or is a huge fan says that Kimbo would have no chance. I think it's because they hate the posibility of some streetfighter beating the **** out of one the ultra-trained UFC fighters.

I'm not saying I think Kimbo would beat any of the heavy-weights in UFC, but I'm also not sure that any of the UFC guys would mop him up as easily as some seem to think.

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