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  • June 11, 2008 09:28 PM ET

6 Pitchers you don't want to go to the mound for your team

Ghost. (163-43-10) vs Steveo16220 is a GGTK (150-37-15)
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*Has to be current and in a MLB roster.
*Be funny.
*Learn how to read the rules

Jimmy Gobble (Royals) - The image of a gobbling turkey doesn't seem so tough and clutch for me...

Kevin Slowey (Twins) - His fast ball is 50mph

Randy Flores (Cardinals) - You definetly don't want some weak sensitive dude named Flowers coming in with a 1 run lead against Manny, Papi and Co.

Josh Fogg (Reds) - He can't see much to drive, even less to hit the strike zone.

Scott Downs (Blue Jays) - You certainly don't want some down and depressed emo guy who is about to commit murder your lead

Kenny Rogers (Tigers) - He's fat, bearded, old and drunk. Enough said.


why not...


Derek Lowe (Dodgers) - nothing lowe about this guys stats....

Adam Eaton (Philly) - this guy has been Eaton alive, all season...

Mark Buehrle (White Sox)- Buehrle? more like girly, my little bro pitchers better than this guy...

Ted Lilly (Cubs) - this will go hand in hand with your flowers pick.....

Brad Penny (Dodgers)- this guys pitching is as worthless as as his last name...

Edwin Jackson (Tampa)- Sorry Mrs. Jackson....but your son is NOT for real...


LMFAO...thank you Steve, thank you. Very nicely done. However it's still no match for my 6...why?

Lowe vs Downer = I guess you have a tie here, HOWEVER lets not forget someone who's a downer is more down than low!

Lilly vs Flores = Tie.

Gobble - We all know turkeys are stupid, stumbly and slow, if they weren't they wouldn't be Thanksgiving dinner. Imagine the equivilant of a pitcher (Dontrelle Willis).

Kevin Slowey vs Penny- All his pitches are slow!! You're even more worthless than a penny!!!

Fogg vs Buerhle- I'd prefer a girl pitching than a dude who can't see.

Kenny Rogers vs Jackson - Have you ever watched MadTV's version of him? Enough said.


Like your turkey will soon become....my guy has already been Eaton alive!...your turkeys just next in line....

Lilly / Flores

Lowes / Downer....not matter how far down you go...you can always get lower.....

Slowey / Penny....pitching slow just makes the hitter swing faster...being worthless just gets you no spot on the rotation...

Fogg / Buerhle....a girl wouldnt even make it to the 20 ft mark from the mound...at least throwing in fog you can beam someone....and that's always fun....

Have you heard the MADTV remake of the song? MORE than enough said with that.....if not here you go...

http://www.planetmadtv.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4422


Gooble vs Eaton - Eaton could also be interpreted as Eatin' which in such case, would be "eatin' " the gobbling turkey.

Lilly/Flores - Your is only one type of flower, mine is the whole nine yards

Slowey/ Penny - A Penny is pretty fast, especially if you throw it down a 500 story building

Fogg/ Buerhle - Stop being a sexist, girls are capable enough of driving through fogg.

Rogers/ Jackson - Will Sasso is epic, and so is his performance as Kenny Rogers, one of the most famous skits of all time in MadTV history

Especially the Kenny Rogers does Jackass skits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-IggoJPGB4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D123Kr2CU4I


HAHAHAHAHA I cant not laught at the skits....i concede that one...

Slowey, throws in the low 90's, his name must be false advertisment.....someone get me lawyer....theres no faking about being worthless....

My flower has a valley, what does yours have? a pedal? how un-original...

Fogg/Buerhle....its not the Fogg im worried about.....its the driving in general that she is doing....

Gooble vs Eaton....unless that......turkey.....ATTACKS....AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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June 11, 2008  09:44 PM ET
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I got some, but I can't compete with those six...

June 11, 2008  09:59 PM ET
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Wheres Bronson Arroyo?

June 11, 2008  09:59 PM ET
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I was gonna pick Lilly and..... Ryan "the dumpster" Dempster

June 11, 2008  10:06 PM ET
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Boof Bonser. He's getting booed already...

June 11, 2008  10:11 PM ET
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lol the Edwin Jackson pick's hilarious, nicely done guys

June 11, 2008  10:11 PM ET
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LOL. Another great topic and throwdown from Ghosthunter, one of the funniest members of this site. And to match it? steveo, another hilarious fannation member. A great TD. I'll wait til the end to vote, but it will be hard. Great job with this guys.

June 11, 2008  10:21 PM ET
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this was pretty good ghost....nicely done

June 11, 2008  10:23 PM ET
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Adam Eaton (Philly) - this guy has been Eaton alive, all season...
Steveo16220 says:get a life said 06/11, 10:13 PM

Dude...that wasn't funny.

June 11, 2008  10:26 PM ET
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You too Steve...change of pace.

June 11, 2008  10:34 PM ET
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Back off Buc. You come up with something better off the top of your head, then talk (and you can't copy it either).

Plus, it's deadly accurate.

June 11, 2008  10:39 PM ET
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Anyway, Ghost your way off on this one. The Kenny Rogers skits arenn't about Kenny Rogers the pitcher. They're about the musician Kenny Rogers...

June 11, 2008  10:49 PM ET
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I know...I was being sarcastic sir. =P

June 11, 2008  10:50 PM ET
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But it might as well be the same

June 11, 2008  10:51 PM ET
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I was going to say. Thank God.

June 11, 2008  11:09 PM ET
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suprise suprise....look who voted

June 11, 2008  11:30 PM ET
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Have to vote right because of the great sexist remarks about how women can't drive. All true, too.

June 11, 2008  11:36 PM ET
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Good one guys..very entertaining and refreshing.

June 12, 2008  12:26 AM ET
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Edwin Jackson? I guess he chose baseball after he couldn't beat Tito out for the last spot in the band...

June 12, 2008  06:43 AM ET
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Very funny....great job guys.

 
June 12, 2008  10:13 AM ET
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Oh, man, this was a fun one guys... ultimately I liked the argumentation for a wacky and original topic from the left better... those clips that Steveo "cant not laught at" [sic] ultimately got me... nice work, gents, and keep up the good work...

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