Holyfield is Better than TYSON!
BigVic05 said 06/30, 03:07 PM
Why not!
Moondizzle...The Original. said 06/30, 03:16 PM
I'll list the reasons.
1. Holyfield has several illegitimate children, 4 of whom Tyson has already had as a meal.
2. Mike Tyson tattooed his face. Only crazy people tattoo their face.
3. Holyfield will not be able to hear the opening bell, as Tyson has also used his ear as a meal. This in addition to the children makes Holyfield pwned.
4. Holyfield somehow has less cash assets than Tyson, despite the fact that Tyson spent millions of dollars on legal costs, blow up dolls, 3,000 copies of the Koran which he immediately misplaced, and his tattoo.
BigVic05 said 07/01, 04:09 PM
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Moondizzle...The Original. said 07/01, 04:27 PM
Thanks Captain Useless. I must continue onward to argue my point.
More reasons why Tyson is better:
1. Tyson actually ate part of Holyfield, and since you are what you eat, he actually is Holyfield. (Porkins - 6/30/08)
2. Tyson went to prison. He didn't just drop boxers his whole career. He dropped soap.
3. Holyfield is a juicer.
4. Holyfield sprung off more babies than victories.
5. His actual name is Evilfield, and since evil never wins, and he lied anyway - Tyson is better.
Tyson is also the only man on earth (not named Chuck Norris) to have defeated a hurricane. Tyson defeated Hurricane McNeeley in 1995, and while it was only a category 1, anyone who can take on a storm as such should be revered. Hurricane McNeeley went on to knock off a Walgreens in 2006 in Massachusetts.
(http://media.www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2006/06/30/Sports/Newsworthy-2119695.shtml)
This actually makes it the longest living hurricane. That should tell you something.
BigVic05 said 07/02, 05:09 PM
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Moondizzle...The Original. said 07/03, 02:32 PM
My style is impetuous. My style is impregnable. I want to eat his heart. I'll eat his children. Praise be to Allah.
I probably left something out there. But its ok. If anyone views this in the next 24 hours, I'd be shocked.
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Comments (27)
I heard Holyfield makes better chocoloate chip cookies.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 06/30/08, 03:20 PM
Report Offensive CommentHOT DOG!
Moondizzle...The Original. | 06/30/08, 03:25 PM
Report Offensive Commentgood vote based on absolutely no argument whatsoever, maxwellinformed. You win a leper tied to an elephant.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 06/30/08, 03:31 PM
Report Offensive Commentlame lame lame and this coulda been a good topic too
The Prodigy is Hawaiian for #1 | 06/30/08, 03:31 PM
Report Offensive CommentThere. I evened out the vote. Do I win an elephant tied to a leper?
The Ram | 06/30/08, 03:33 PM
Report Offensive CommentThe elephant tore off a chunk of leper and ran away. Sorry. You win a hot dog instead.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 06/30/08, 03:34 PM
Report Offensive CommentThe elephant tore off a chunk of leper and ran away. Sorry. You win a hot dog instead.
Porkins *BS/CB/JL | 06/30/08, 03:34 PM
Does the hot dog have leprosy?
The Ram | 06/30/08, 03:40 PM
Report Offensive CommentHolyfield was on steroids when he fought at heavy. His heavyweight record should be stamped with a big asterisk.
TradeAngelos | 06/30/08, 03:41 PM
Report Offensive CommentDoes the hot dog have leprosy?
The Ram | 06/30/08, 03:40 PM
You might if you eat it. Do you know what goes into those things?
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 06/30/08, 03:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentP.S. Chuck Norris beat up leprosy.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 06/30/08, 03:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentTyson was a joke and nothing more than a creation of the media. He never beat anyone worth noting and was never a good boxer. He might be the most overrated athlete of all time.
buckybadger | 06/30/08, 03:45 PM
Report Offensive Commentchuck norris actually had lepresy but each piece that fell off his body turned into another fully grown Chuck Norris, the government eventually had to send them all to an atoll off the coast of micronesia, they have since turned to canabilism, but each part they eat grows back so they can really be full self sustaining now.
The Prodigy is Hawaiian for #1 | 06/30/08, 03:51 PM
Report Offensive CommentI'm about to vomit.
Moondizzle...The Original. | 06/30/08, 03:52 PM
Report Offensive CommentYeah, being the only guy to knock out Larry Holmes, plus KO'ing Spinks in less than two minutes means nothing.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 06/30/08, 03:52 PM
Report Offensive CommentThis is downright awful. What did I miss? I go to get work done, come back, and find 3 people who should be tied with a rubber band to a blind leper in Botswana.
Moondizzle...The Original. | 06/30/08, 03:54 PM
Report Offensive CommentHolyfields ear tastes better than Tyson's.
Seriously though BigVic05 - you gotta do better than that!
LoveItHateIt | 06/30/08, 03:57 PM
Report Offensive Commentchuck norris = pwnage
The_PTC | 06/30/08, 03:59 PM
Report Offensive CommentHomer Vote: Brownsville Brooklyn's own will always get my vote.
Happy Birthday to Iron Mike Tyson.
J. HOVA: BROOKLYN'S OWN | 06/30/08, 04:24 PM
Report Offensive CommentPwned.
AllStarz | 06/30/08, 04:43 PM
Report Offensive Commentholyfield is better than tyson
Chosen1 | 06/30/08, 06:19 PM
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