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  • July 03, 2008 11:57 AM ET

Temple win the NCAA football championship.

hillupfosho (1-3-1) vs Freebird is AWESOM-O (31-18-6)
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This is Temple's year. Everybody knows theyre gonna win it all. Anyone who disagrees is living in a fairytale. Temple RULES!


Temple........The Temple Owls??? What are you smoking?? They won't even win the WAC, Central Michigan is.......Temple won't even make it to a bowl game and you will be lucky to win 5 games this year......

I (along with most of Fannation), would love to hear your reasoning behind this.......


What most people don't know is that there is much intervention involved in college football. 4 score and 900 years ago, there lived a wise old wizard at Temple University. He found his strength from the mighty owl and soon he hooted instead of spoke. At the will of the owl lord he climbed Mount Mishok in what is today known to the Chinese people as Ze Ming Calumbala eek Shem Lib. Yesterday, as I was aspiring to be an owl myself, through many hoots of joy, I decided to walk to China. I climbed Mount Mishok wearing only a Temple baseball cap and had a conversation with the owl lord at the peak. He told me to show the world that Temple is the football team of the future and will win the championship 900 years in a row. This is the honest truth.

PS, Temple no in Wac


Well you need to go back to China and kick that Owl lord in his wise old nuts cause he's higher than a 13 year old at a Frat party. My old high school football team could beat them........Pfff, our cheerleading squad could've beat them...... I could get a short bus load of tards to play them, and the tards would wipe there **** with them......Literally, they would.....right after they beat them.


You punished. YOu suffer. Time has COme foR Justiss. ReaDY THiNeseLF For Swarm OWLs Eat Yous EYes.


...................................I'm speechless..........out of 100,000,000 sperm, you were the quickest.........God help us all.

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July 3, 2008  12:12 PM ET
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his reasoning is OG Steve (Big Cap Daddy) Caputo

July 3, 2008  12:13 PM ET
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This TD should not count. Temple is part of the Independents I thought.

July 3, 2008  12:14 PM ET
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Temple is in the WAC.......maybe if you cut that Mullet of your it would stop weighing your head down and you could retain information better......

July 3, 2008  12:15 PM ET
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MAC....My bad....

July 3, 2008  12:16 PM ET
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one of those days.......

July 3, 2008  12:16 PM ET
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Hooot HOOt TEmple win champ YES

July 3, 2008  12:16 PM ET
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Arn't they part of the Independents.

July 3, 2008  12:18 PM ET
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wow.
Temple?
are you serious?
their terrible.
like freebird said they wont win more then 5 games.
lol this is to funny.

July 3, 2008  12:20 PM ET
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Yea my bad they are MAC. MY BAD!!!

July 3, 2008  12:20 PM ET
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Temple will get the Hooters girls to be their cheerleaders. Inspired, the team will go undefeated, and beat OSU in the title game since OSU is forbidden to win it.

July 3, 2008  12:21 PM ET
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OUT OF DARK, temPLE COMETH, SHUN nOBLEEVER

July 3, 2008  12:41 PM ET
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KaKAAAAW KaKAAAAAAW EEEEEWOK EEEWOK

July 3, 2008  12:41 PM ET
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww wwww

July 3, 2008  12:42 PM ET
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Wow, vote right.

July 3, 2008  12:42 PM ET
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Owl. The other white meat.

July 3, 2008  12:42 PM ET
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Awesome.

July 3, 2008  12:42 PM ET
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Entertain me, hillup!

July 3, 2008  12:48 PM ET
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Duke could beat them!

July 3, 2008  12:54 PM ET
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FOrth COMeths THe GReat OWl LOrd. SoOn He shaLL EnTeR FAnNatiOn HiMseLF. THose WHo Vote RIGHt Will REceive ULtIMAte TORtuRE. Vote LEft sHall REceIVe doNUTs and PonyS

 
July 3, 2008  12:56 PM ET
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Yeah but anyone who votes left is probably a pansy, so I'll just beat them up and take their donuts and ride off on their pony.

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