I have the ultimate Fantasy Team.
Ghost. said 07/07, 02:25 PM
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/23480/3
Sure, the players are hidden....from YOU! But I got them all here waiting to blow away everyone!
Besides, a team with the name : Fighting Chimps is destined for glory and gold.
The Ram said 07/07, 02:38 PM
I'm in that league, so I can see your roster. It currently consists of:
"QB --empty--
WR --empty--
WR --empty--
WR --empty--
RB --empty--
RB --empty--
TE --empty--
K --empty--
DEF --empty--
Time Left Until Draft
53 Days 21:16:31"
Your team as it currently stands will score 0 points per week. It will never win a game. Your glory has turned to shame. Your gold has turned to ash. Your team will not blow anyone away, but I suspect they'll be doing some sort of blowing. That is, if they are physically capable with all of the sucking they'll be doing.
You have no team. Your chimps have abandoned you.
Ghost. said 07/07, 02:52 PM
Correction, I do have a team, and like I said, it is hidden.
But trust me, my team will win.
The fact that the draft is in a month and a half is just an eventuality.
It's inevitable. The chimps will accomplish what those apes from that movie couldn't. Dominate humans in a football field.
Stop showing stats! What is a stat when compared to will power and heart? My team will outperform your sorry team!
You've provided no fact whatsoever to disprove my ultimate fantasy team statement given the fact that your team is worse.
The Ram said 07/07, 03:06 PM
It's hidden? A yahoo sports webpage is not like the Declaration of Independence with a secret map on the back.
Actually in real life, the Apes won. Hollywood changed the ending so it would appeal to ****-sapien audiences. By your claiming that your chimps will do what the apes couldn't, you state that your chimps will lose.
According to my stats, your willpower factor is a -4. I didn't even think it went negative, but there it is. Also I put in a phone call and the Devil is under the impression that your heart is his in a Faustian bargain you made for a donut. Even if you had heart you would not be able to use it for Fantasy Football purposes.
My team will never lose to your team. In fact...we have the exact same players.
Ghost. said 07/07, 03:14 PM
1) I got Belicheck. So he beats the Devil easily.
2) Yes my team is hidden, it's just that good.
3) The Apes won? Well there you go, we'll win again.
4) We may have the same players but mine are on steroids.
5) Heart overcomes all obstacles.
6) I have bribed the creator of the league.
7) The Ram is a dumb team name.
8) Your full of yourself.
9) My willpower is as strong as a bowel movement after eating 70 tacos from Taco Bell.
10) I don't lie.
The Ram said 07/07, 03:24 PM
1) I'll draft Mangini. You'll be caught cheating and get booted from the league.
2) So you admit that your chimps are not fighting, they're hiding, cowering, afraid to be seen.
3) Chimps are not Apes. Apes would win. But you've got chimps. They hide, roller skate, get blasted into space, but they don't win at Fantasy Football.
4) You roided your chimps? Monster.
5) That sounds a lot like a song by Celine Dion, thus, you are a ninny.
6) I created the League, your bribe of your heart was amusing, but insufficient for me to lose. Besides I gave you a donut in return. We're even.
7) Just win baby
8) At least I can use proper grammar. "You're" an evolutionary cul-de-sac.
9) You should have gone for the 100 tacos for 100 dollars. Just buying 70 shows you paid too much and are therefore lacking mental faculties.
10) You sleep standing up?
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Comments (19)
I don't have all day to wait for your half- assed arguments!
Ghost. | 07/07/08, 02:35 PM
Report Offensive CommentYou'd prefer I use my full @s$?
The Ram | 07/07/08, 02:38 PM
Report Offensive CommentStellar arguments.
Bigdleech: 27=better than 36! | 07/07/08, 02:45 PM
Report Offensive Commenta chimp is not a monkey.
Porkins | 07/07/08, 02:49 PM
Report Offensive Commentand a monkey is not an ape
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 07/07/08, 02:51 PM
Report Offensive Comment^
That's discrimination. You just want to deny chimps equal monkey rights.
The Ram | 07/07/08, 02:51 PM
Report Offensive Commentand a cat is not a dog
a whale is not a fish
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 07/07/08, 02:51 PM
Report Offensive Commenta chimp is not a monkey but a chimp is an ape
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 07/07/08, 02:51 PM
Report Offensive CommentMy team this year will be named the Sofa Kings.
GO SOFA KINGS!
Tonight....You | 07/07/08, 02:52 PM
Report Offensive Commentand a fighting chimp is a better fighter than the fighting irish
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 07/07/08, 02:52 PM
Report Offensive CommentThank you.
Ghost. | 07/07/08, 02:55 PM
Report Offensive CommentI think this is Ram's year for FF.
Bigdleech: 27=better than 36! | 07/07/08, 02:58 PM
Report Offensive CommentSuck up.
Ghost. | 07/07/08, 02:59 PM
Report Offensive CommentRacist.
Bigdleech: 27=better than 36! | 07/07/08, 03:01 PM
Report Offensive CommentDangling Fury is going to put the best team out there. I think you should all wise up.
Moondizzle...Flying Cows. | 07/07/08, 03:05 PM
Report Offensive CommentDangling Fury is going to put the best team out there. I think you should all wise up.
Moondizzle | 07/07/08, 03:05 PM
You changed it from Limp Fury? Much better.
Porkins | 07/07/08, 03:26 PM
Report Offensive CommentBrady & Friends, TurboLegend, kendalleh, lakers#1 ...Really?! What's the reasoning?
Ghost. | 07/07/08, 03:36 PM
Report Offensive CommentThey don't like your tone.
Porkins | 07/07/08, 03:40 PM
Report Offensive Comment"9) My willpower is as strong as a bowel movement after eating 70 tacos from Taco Bell."
If you ate 70 tacos, it wouldn't be a movement so much as a flood.
Porkins | 07/07/08, 03:52 PM
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