The Fabulous FN Parody TD Series Brings You...Rulebound TD #1! Is Brady a Top 3 Fantasy QB, and if so, where would you rank him?
Porkins: Pisses Excellence said 07/09, 01:05 PM
You have to follow the RULES:
Yes/ No ONLY in #1
Rank ONLY in #2
I say YES, he is!
Disagree? Throwdown!
rstowe - The NMI Emperor said 07/09, 01:07 PM
So I guess I can't say Yes....so what are my options again?
That's right; I can't say Yes, because then that would mean I agree with you and would lose votes for agreeing so I guess my choice is...
NO!
Porkins: Pisses Excellence said 07/09, 01:10 PM
How can you say NO? You're obviously INSANE!
I rank him #2!
You CHIMP!
rstowe - The NMI Emperor said 07/09, 01:34 PM
Well you fat bas****!
Guess I will rank him 4th (seeing how you limited me to either in the top 3 or not)....
Porkins: Pisses Excellence said 07/09, 01:46 PM
Ha! Hot dog, you left me an HUGE opening.
Brady clearly can't be #1 overall because Peyton's Manning Awesome Points elevate his statistics to the next level.
But surely he must be #2! Now that he has Randy Moss- one of the league's TOP deep threats, and Wes Welker- one of the league's most persistent ankle-biters, he can't NOT put up huge numbers.
Will we be looking at another 2007? Of course not. Years don't repeat themselves. You're crazy for even thinking that! Stop saving those old calendars!
We're looking at 2008 now where the numbers will be stellar yet again, with or without new Patriot cheating strategies. Brady is on one of the BEST teams with some of the BEST weapons AND he is TOM BRADY, which makes him #2.
Just listen to the LOUD NOISES when he enters the stadium.
You can't buy that kind of prowess.
But the clincher? Brady fans will tell you he's "the shlt", which as we ALL know is #2.
Hence, I rank him #2.
That's logic AND math.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor said 07/09, 01:51 PM
I ranked him #4 for 1 reason....the rules of this TD limited me to not in the top 3, so I made him the #1 that I could which in this case really is #4....
So Brady is #1 in my heart, but #4 in this list only do to some **** rules created by the King of the **** himself!
Vote for me for following the extreme limitations but in place by the so called freakin rules of this TD!
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Comments (36)
This should be a tough one. I'd like to commend Porkins on the particularly creative and well-researched topic.
G.O.A.T. | 07/09/08, 01:09 PM
Report Offensive Commenti want a 3 way TD... and i will go with maybe
Scpalo - takes you to 5th base | 07/09/08, 01:12 PM
Report Offensive Comment^ Tell the mods we need that.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 07/09/08, 01:12 PM
Report Offensive CommentYou're both breaking the rules.
The Ram | 07/09/08, 01:12 PM
Report Offensive CommentFor the sake of purity, might I suggest that Rule 3 be "You may not use your third argument".
T-Fo's Las Vegas-style Show | 07/09/08, 01:13 PM
Report Offensive Comment"only" doesn't preclude vicious chit-chat. That rule was IMPLIED.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 07/09/08, 01:13 PM
Report Offensive Commentwant a 3 way TD... and i will go with maybe
Scpalo - takes you to 5th base | 07/09/08, 01:12 PM
let's make it a fatal 4-way for the World Heavyweight TD championship
gonets | 07/09/08, 01:14 PM
Report Offensive Commentlet's make it a fatal 4-way for the World Heavyweight TD championship
gonets | 07/09/08, 01:14 PM
Rstowe, Porkins, some horses and Nicole Bass?
The Ram | 07/09/08, 01:18 PM
Report Offensive CommentI rank Tom Brady #3 behind Trent Dilfer and Aaron Rodgers......
Personally, I think this is the year Tom has career low numbers. Ok, not career low, but he will be back to the old Tom Brady and his 23-25 TD average....Why???
Buffalo and the Jets took a page out of the Giants play book. The Jets beefed up thier front 7 on D with Gholston, Ellis and Jenkins. Buffalo added Stroud, and Mitchell to go with McKelvin, Poz and Schobel. The D's on both teams will be SIGNIFICANTLY better. Now the Pats will probably win the AFC east again, but they wont hang 5 TD's on the Bills and Jets every time they play...
Goodell: Welcome Back Peters! | 07/09/08, 01:19 PM
Report Offensive CommentRstowe, Porkins, some horses and Nicole Bass?
The Ram | 07/09/08, 01:18 PM
Moon, you, and 2 beta Rams...
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 07/09/08, 01:19 PM
Report Offensive CommentBrilliant
The Pitt Panther Strikes Again | 07/09/08, 01:19 PM
Report Offensive CommentHAHA!
0x NBA/NFL Champion | 07/09/08, 01:20 PM
Report Offensive CommentHow can you say NO? You're obviously INSANE!
I rank him #2!
You CHIMP!
porkins violated the rules of the TD! you are only supposed to give the rank!
Dookie: Here We Go Steelers | 07/09/08, 01:21 PM
Report Offensive CommentChimps are smart.......
Ghost. Done. | 07/09/08, 01:21 PM
Report Offensive Commenti want a 3 way TD... and i will go with maybe
Scpalo - takes you to 5th base | 07/09/08, 01:12 PM
a 3-way with a fat man and an old guy just dosent seem like such a good time to me
Frank Pentangelli is READY | 07/09/08, 01:27 PM
Report Offensive CommentMoon, you, and 2 beta Rams...
Porkins | 07/09/08, 01:19 PM
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I really wanted to do it with Dot Matrix from Spaceballs, even though it was that old bag's voice.
Out of left field, but Porkins typing 'beta' made me think of it.
Moondizzle...The Original. | 07/09/08, 01:31 PM
Report Offensive CommentAll of this 3-way talk is getting me a little nervous.
Moondizzle...The Original. | 07/09/08, 01:31 PM
Report Offensive Commenton porkins, i came up with someone worse than lance from our argument yesterday, its hte governator, hes responsible for all the roid freaks filling up the gym, putting 450 on the bar and hollering while working out, those guys may be as bad as the alien helmet asscrackers
Frank Pentangelli is READY | 07/09/08, 01:41 PM
Report Offensive CommentYay, more asscrackers
T-Fo's Las Vegas-style Show | 07/09/08, 01:47 PM
Report Offensive Comment^ GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 07/09/08, 01:47 PM
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