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  • 11/17/2006, 11:54AM ET

I don't want fries with that.

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There are few things in life that give me wood as much as a chicken sandwich from Burger King. But I don't want fries with that. There is no way I'm having fries. I want a salad you limp dick ****, or at least some french toast sticks...but not fires.


First of, learn to spell. Next, the King will serve you something. AND YOU WILL EAT IT!


is it rotational?


Spell what? What did I screw up?

Jeez...you give the King an inch and he wants the other 6 inches.


Get it through your big fat, plastic head...I don't want fries with that. And tell your mom that I don't want fries with her either...she keeps calling me and leaving dirty messages.


EAT YOUR DAMN fries, or ye peasant **** will find itself working the strip off of Route 6 in Houston peddling meaningless "McDonald" cheeseburgers and their assortment of childrens meal toys.

February 2, 2011  05:20 PM ET

There used to be a bunch of comments. They must have wiped them.

February 2, 2011  05:42 PM ET

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February 2, 2011  05:43 PM ET

There's a clause in fast food workers' employee agreements that calls for immediate termination if they don't ask if you want fries with that.

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August 22, 2013  10:46 AM ET
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I really have no idea where I should be commenting today.

The Hoop

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August 22, 2013  10:48 AM ET
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Hoop it up?

HaHaHa!!!!!!

Good call there, RS

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August 22, 2013  10:51 AM ET
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Uh oh. My morning deletion might be coming on.

Go for two, today.

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August 22, 2013  10:53 AM ET
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I think Canuck, eh will win the "First Deletion of the Morning" contest today.

I don't know, Jim can show up at anytime, make two comments, and steal the title.

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