Throwdowns > Closed

LGP: Pensational! said 01/18, 09:21 AM
A "Welcom to FN" provided in honor of one of it's greatest members, The Emperor rstowe. If only he were still here to provide the welcome himself...he would have loved this one.

On the day of the Championship games to determine THIS YEAR'S Super Bowl participants, you are making a prediction for next year's winner? Son, it's way too early in the morning for that much Jagermeister.

There are several holes in your...ahem....argument, not the least of which is that you cannot possibly predict, with any certainty whatsoever, the winner of next year's Super Bowl.

"Brady is coming back"

Is he now? In what capacity? How will the knee hold up? Will it hold up at all? Are you his doctor? I know! You're a psychic and you're channeling him right now, Ohmmmm.

"aslong as its him"

Precisely the type of situation you cannot possibly predict. Injuries happen.

"there ain't no stopping them"

The Giants sure did!

The Pats had the easiest schedule by far in the NFL and did not make the Playoffs. Next year, they face Playoff teams in the Colts, Titans, Panthers, Ravens and Falcons and their division is much improved.

I didn't know the Amazing Kreskin joined FN.

LGP: Pensational! said 01/20, 07:00 AM
To borrow a phrase from Bill Murray at the end of Stripes, "what the...a forfeited turn!?"

As a proud member of the FN group THROWDOWN ZINGERS, I present to all my list of reasons why you were too busy to post a 2nd argument. Remember people, it's all in fun.

Let me guess Nostradamus, you were planning the victory parade for next year and you couldn't spare the 30 seconds it would take to write another devastating 1 sentence argument.

Thinking of and then typing that much at one time forced you and your brain to go into hibernation for a long winters' rest.

After admiring your talent and prognostication skills from afar, Miss Cleo called and demanded that you join her infomercial.

Your flag has been flying at half mast lately and you're spending all of your time camped out at the Post Office eagerly awaiting that shipment of Viagra.

The Teletubbies are in need of a new writer and you saw this opportunity as the big break you've been waiting for all of your life.

And,

The Oxygen Network was running a 24 hour marathon of the Oprah Winfrey Show and you just couldn't/wouldn't pull yourself away from the TV (except of course to get another box of tissues.)

LGP: Pensational! said 01/22, 06:34 AM
I was going to let this one slide, kind of like a mercy kill. But in honor of that Yankees guy, who has NO sense of humor, I bring you my final argument ZING!

Recipe for a TD Beatdown:

1)Start TD with an absurd topic

2)Make your opening argument one run-on sentence providing little evidence to back your absurd topic

3)Use second comment in the comments section to insult the first person to comment on the TD

4)Forfeit 2nd argument

5)Forfeit 3rd argument

6)Make your second comment on the TD 3 ?? days later, finally attempting to argue your point. Don't forget to complain about losing.

7)Combine above ingredients in a greased pan and bake in oven at 158 votes for the length of the TD.


SERVE HOT!!!


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