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  • 01/22/2009, 09:24AM ET

Kurt Warner Is as Successful as He is Because He Loves Jesus More.

Moondizzle (109-97-23) vs Devin 65 (12-8-1)
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Kurt Warner is more successful than several QB's currently active because he loves the Lord thy God more so than other QB's.

Often, you will hear him offer praise and thanks to Jesus, the Good Shepherd. Some people out there, including fans and media, mock him for his dedication to God and his adherence to prayer. They are going to hell.

The more you love Jesus, the more successful you will be. The only exception to the rule is Stephon Marbury, who claims to be a Born-Again Christian, but I'm not sure whether the intern that almost reverse cowboy'd his SUV off the road came before or after his conversion.

Take Peyton Manning, for instance. He worships himself more than the Lord, and Warner has essentially surpassed him in playoff success. Edge: Warner.

Take Tom Brady, who DID win 3 Super Bowls but was punished by God for spurning the mother of his child. The punishment was a bad knee. Ouch ouch, you're on my hair.

So, in effect, living a life full of the Holy Spirit is essential to being a successful QB in the NFL. The Vicks, the Leafs, the Bradys, the Mannings, and all the others are examples.

Note: Philip Rivers hearts Jesus but nobody likes him.


Its hard to try to figure out how to argue these type of TD's without having everyone think you are the antichrist or some how feel that you will burn in hell for all eternityby arguing against it.
DISCLAIMER: I do belive in God and the big JC

1. He is also less successful than most active QB's, and how do you know other peoples religous convictions? just because they don't throw it in your face at every chance they get.

In my opinion when you outwardly praise God (whichever one you belive in) too much you are trying to hide something. i.e. "give me all your money Jim Baker so I can buy Tammy more makeup" or give me all your money Reverend Grahm so I don't have to use my own money for hookers".

2. Judge not least ye be judged. When you point a finger there are 3 more pointing back at you.
3.Could also be if you are reading the bible there is less time for doing drugs/alcohol so there for you can make sound judgements.
No room for rest will post more on next argument.


Oh wow. You hethen. That's it. You're the anti-Christ. I said it.

1. I never said that other QB's don't have religious convictions.

However, who is LEAST afraid to claim these beliefs publicly? Warner.

Who is becoming one of the best QB's of the era as we speak? Warner.

This isn't coincidence. Jesus loves thee who loveth back. Or vice versa. Or something. I dunno, it's in the Bible.

And the rest of your argument I just don't get. Is he hiding an addiction or something because he loves God? Jeez. Have you ever watched that Angel show? Warner was basically supposed to executive produce that show because he knows Angels exist.

The ending of Constantine was practically based on Warner's life, because he can summon the Angel Gabriel down to earth and subsequently punch him in the face. Can Peyton Manning do that?

Anyway, whomever votes right may face eternal damnation. It's the worst kind of roulette.

However, if you vote left, and send me some money - I can personally guarantee that you will live forever in the sky with the Warner Brothers.


See that's the thing, What is he hiding?
Does he profess his love for Christ to stop the reporters from asking the hard questions or ask the Question that they heard rumors about.
Because if they ask him about the 3 french maids that was seen coming out of his room at 4 am before the Eagles game. he will surely play the religous card about early morning bible study or converting the hotel staff.

I have it on good authority that Peyton Manning does not like to be punched in the face, So if he has that power or not is anyones guess, Personally I think he has the power he is just reserving it for when marvin Harrison retires so he can have Gabriel as his wide receiver.

By the way I haven't voted yet (just hedging my bets here)

So, Where can I send the money to,and is cash alright,
Sorry I only have one hundred dollar bills at this time, I hope it won't be to inconvient for you to get change.


You bad, bad person. I'm going to write you a really really nasty letter and tell you to stop it alot. Kind of like the UN.

Anyway, so Warner has to have something wrong with him? Really? Well Brett Favre worships Brett Favre, and something is obviously wrong with Favre. But if he were on the true path, he would have no demons.

I never said Peyton would get punched in the face. I asked if Peyton could punch the Angel Gabriel in the face like Constantine. And no, he can't.

Wow you're losing my alot on my scale of points. Forget the votes.

Have you all forgotten that if you vote left you live eternally with the Warner Brothers? Ok, ok. I was lying. We know the only brothers who conquered the sky were the Wright Brothers!!! So you'll live with them forever instead. That's in the book of Job.

Kurt Warner consistently professes his love and faith in the Lord. He does so with no prompting. He shouts it from the highest mountain, like Rocky in Rocky IV. But he's not calling out a Russian. He's russian to Heaven people. And russian to another Super Bowl trophy.

May the Lord be with him on his journey.


Moondizzle's Crib: Nom Nom Nom said 01/22, 12:55 PM

Anyway, so Warner has to have something wrong with him? Really? Well Brett Favre worships Brett Favre, and something is obviously wrong with Favre. But if he were on the true path, he would have no demons.

That's what's wrong with Brett farve he worships himself. If He worshiped someone like Tony Romo all of his sins would be forgiven and he could rexax on the sunny beaches of Mexico with a super hot actress before the big game and demons be dammed.


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"Kurt Warner consistently professes his love and faith in the Lord. He does so with no prompting. He shouts it from the highest mountain, like Rocky in Rocky IV. But he's not calling out a Russian. He's russian to Heaven people. And russian to another Super Bowl trophy."

It's not safe to yell at the top of mountians, because it might cause an avalanch that will pour down on a small unsuspecting town and bury all the people in the Sunday morning church service. I don't think that Russians are allowed in heaven because of that whole KAL airlines thing. My money is on Kurt for the win though.....( and me too. :)

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