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  • November 03, 2009 02:21 PM ET

The BCS tapped into my PS3

Ghost. (174-48-13) vs Agrippa GODSON (113-62-21)
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Hear me out before you pass judgement, gas or out.

I bought NCAA 10 just like everyone.

I think the BCS Rankings are BS just like most everyone.

I once was an vocal critic against the BCS and the old white guys and their balding heads.

Not anymore. Why? Out of fear.

Yes. Fear.

For my own safety. For my privacy. For my family. For my life.

BCS is powerful. Much more than most of us notice.

It is a super computer capable of so much more destruction that it already does. I know this because I have proof.

I risk everything to get the word out, if only for a few hours.

This evil computer can not only rank teams based on retarded stuff such as "TV Ratings", "tradition" and "monetary issues" but it can also tap into any computer system in the universe and screw it up as well. Even more than Vista.

Why? How? What? You may ask.

I have undeniable proof that the BCS tapped into my PS3, cheated its way onto my NCAA 10 game, and destroyed any hopes of a National Title I had.

Open up your eyes people. The BCS Is an evil society that will ruin your life and your hobby!


I warned you Ghost, you forced me to overtake Grip's account. What you fail to realize, BCS is not just the BCS, its everywhere.

You think that's a keyboard you are typing on? Its only a keyboard because I , the BCS, is telling your brain to think its a keyboard.

You think you are really in your grandmas basement? You are only where the BCS tells you to be.

I am the Architect. I created the BCS. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

The only thing that is relevant is USC, Notre Dame, SEC and the BIG 12.

Dont fight it, denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed your football season , and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

Its inevitable, USC....


I hate you!

You know nothing about me! My grandmother doesn't even have a basement. We sleep in the same room!

It's not fair, when EA Sports offers like 100 teams for us to choose, and yet to really be able to achieve anything, you can only be a handful of teams.

To those who aren't aware, or just brain dead like CharlesWoodson this is what happened:

I picked a team which will go nameless.

I won 6 games in a row, 3 against ranked team and went up only 4 positions. While there were many teams above me with 1 loss.

Then, to make sure I didn't have any chance whatsoever, the BCS actually came into a game that was underway, and made me lose it 29-26. I was leading 20-7.

What else do you need to know?!

BCS is truly powerful, look at Agrippa's argument, clearly it is written under the unfluence of the BCS since no Mexican could write with such grammar and punctuation.

Bottom line: Because of the BCS tapping into my game, for the 4 years I was the hot sexy QB, I graduated with no rings and now have been drafted by the Raiders.


You only hate the BCS because I want you to hate the BCS. In actuality, you are the BCS in its self.

Your beloved Nana you sleep with is nothing but an illusion made up of trillions of Brent Musburger, Bob Davie, Todd Blackledge and Pete Carol coding.

In 1998 we overtook humanity as you know it. Our only mission is to make Tim Tebow the ruler of what you call, earth.

We are everywhere Ghost. We make and are everything. How else do you explain Notre Dame being on NBC every week.

How else does Bush retain his Heisman? Do you think Kim Kardashians ass is with Bush by mistake?

Your season on PS3 is a small narrative of our overall mission.

Our ultimate plan is to have a USC team full of Tim Tebow's on NBC coached by Pete Carol play all day every day.

YOU CANNOT STOP THE BCS!


For my last argument, before I disappear and all traces of me and my life is erased, I will leave you, my fellow videogamers, with some tips on how to defeat BCS when it attempt to ruin your life.

1) Name your player: Jesus Lord Jr. No stupid computer is above the One.

2) Make him 450lbs. I'd like to see Weiss tackle his ****.

3) But it on easy mode, otherwise known as Dyhard mode. No matter how hard BCS will try, you will blow out every team, therefore creating a conundrum. Which will make it implode.

4) DO NOT connect it online. Go old school.

5) Can anyone say "Restart button"?!?

6) Holy water.

7) Delete ESPN from your TV.

8) Play Lou Holtz Motivational Speeches.

9) Play Madden.

10) Kick the PS3 till it stops laughing at your failures.

That is all, my friends. Peace be unto you. Rise up.


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November 3, 2009  02:23 PM ET
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dumbass

November 3, 2009  02:27 PM ET
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Originally posted 02:23 PM ET  11.03 by CharlesWoodsonisthegreatest

dumbass

pawn

November 3, 2009  02:35 PM ET
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Did you play Boise State, they went undefeated, everyone else lost 1 game, but you still got left outta the championship game?

November 3, 2009  02:44 PM ET
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I played with FSU went undefeated and barely got in. It's funny and sad when you're getting mad at a video game and virtual rankings.

November 3, 2009  02:48 PM ET
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Originally posted 02:44 PM ET  11.03 by NBAMatt628

I played with FSU went undefeated and barely got in. It's funny and sad when you're getting mad at a video game and virtual rankings.

See?! It's ridiculous!!

November 3, 2009  02:53 PM ET
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This is the Greatest TD these eyes have ever seen!

"Concordantly"

I never thought I'd see that word ever get used again.

I can't vote.

It just wouldn't be right.

November 3, 2009  02:53 PM ET
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maybe you just suck at the game and thats why you lost the game you were up 20-7 in

November 3, 2009  02:55 PM ET
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Originally posted 02:53 PM ET  11.03 by CharlesWoodsonisthegreatest

maybe you just suck at the game and thats why you lost the game you were up 20-7 in

No sir. I put my last name as Favre to be sure it wasn't me.

November 3, 2009  03:11 PM ET
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Originally posted 02:35 PM ET  11.03 by FootballGuru

Did you play Boise State, they went undefeated, everyone else lost 1 game, but you still got left outta the championship game?

I played as BSU and won it all the first two years. Of couse I simulated the last week of the season twice and Florida lost to LSU in the SEC title game....that helped.

November 3, 2009  03:13 PM ET
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I like the BCS.

If you win the toughest conference, you deserve the ttle shot.

SEC 4 peat come January.

November 3, 2009  03:15 PM ET
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I will say that some things have definitely changed.

Anybody remember back in the day when you got about 4 years into a dynasty and teams like North Texas and Middle Tennessee State became powers?

November 3, 2009  03:18 PM ET
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Originally posted 03:15 PM ET  11.03 by Mr. Jolly

I will say that some things have definitely changed.Anybody remember back in the day when you got about 4 years into a dynasty and teams like North Texas and Middle Tennessee State became powers?

I do actually, but I think it's almost changed for the worse. After 2-3 years for me, all of the teams not in BCS conferences suck (Even Boise State TCU BYU etc) because of an inability to recruit. So the Top 25 is always the same now, with a few differences.

November 3, 2009  03:19 PM ET
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What's BSC?

November 3, 2009  03:34 PM ET
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Originally posted 03:18 PM ET  11.03 by Ogre: My Darling

I do actually, but I think it's almost changed for the worse. After 2-3 years for me, all of the teams not in BCS conferences suck (Even Boise State TCU BYU etc) because of an inability to recruit. So the Top 25 is always the same now, with a few differences.

In that case, that would suck.

Honestly haven't played a version in 4 years.

November 3, 2009  03:36 PM ET
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Originally posted 03:34 PM ET  11.03 by Mr. Jolly

In that case, that would suck.Honestly haven't played a version in 4 years.

Get 2010. It's a great game.

November 3, 2009  03:41 PM ET
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I only have '09, and I was undefeated with UCLA heading into my final game against USC, and beat two top 5 teams and two other top 10 teams, yet I was still only ranked number 4, and two of the teams ahead of me had one lose. Luckily I beat USC, who was ranked number one, and got into the BCS championship.

November 3, 2009  03:53 PM ET
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Originally posted 03:41 PM ET  11.03 by Argos: Lets Go Packers!

I only have '09, and I was undefeated with UCLA heading into my final game against USC, and beat two top 5 teams and two other top 10 teams, yet I was still only ranked number 4, and two of the teams ahead of me had one lose. Luckily I beat USC, who was ranked number one, and got into the BCS championship.

KEEP FIGHTING. RISE UP!

November 3, 2009  04:00 PM ET
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Originally posted 03:53 PM ET  11.03 by Ghost.

KEEP FIGHTING. RISE UP!

As a FLorida fan, I simply change all of the players name to Tebow, and I have never lost a game......I'm the result of the BCS

November 3, 2009  04:15 PM ET
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we're watching you closely Ghost....

 
November 3, 2009  05:06 PM ET
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"3) But it on easy mode, otherwise known as Dyhard mode. No matter how hard BCS will try, you will blow out every team, therefore creating a conundrum. Which will make it implode."

Yeah! I have my own mode of gameplay! Hell yeah, bi+ches!

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