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Mr Nonsense said 11/04, 06:48 PM
Had CPT Caveman played golf he would have been better than Tiger woods.

We'll start with the fact that CPT Caveman carried his clubs with him at all times, Tiger only when he is golfing.

CPT Caveman was undoubtedly more accurate with a club due to the fact that he used his club for everything, killing dinner, mixing cakes, paddling a boat, hammering nails, and correcting his wife.

do you really think Tiger would be accurate enough to hammer a nail with a 9 iron? I think not.

Imagine this if tiger were forced to make a 35 foot put with a rock instead of a nike#2 golf ball. never happen. CPT Caveman would have been forced to do this at all times, with his accuracy sinking 60footers would have been possible.

CPT Caveman posseses much more power than Tiger, therefor his drives would avg around 450-500yds as opposed to Tigers 290yd avg.

long game, short game CPT Caveman would have it all. there will be much more to come

GOOD LUCK!

Mr Nonsense said 11/04, 07:14 PM
First off, Outstanding attempt to avoid arguing by simply posting pics of a hot chick. Yes Tigers wife is hot. Thank you for pointing that out. If CPT Caveman were better than Tiger Woods then surely he would have been able to pull a compairativly hotter wife.

Untill you post a real response I will not debate you as your attempt to sway voters with hot chick pics will not sway the the incredably astute minds of the FN masses.

I leave you with this:

CAPTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN CAAAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAANNNNN!

Mr Nonsense said 11/04, 10:07 PM
Although I am pleased to hear that you would rather pleasure yourself to a real human than to a cartoon (allthough I do question this to some extent), That statement, nor the pictures hold any bearing on this debate.

As this is my last argument I will at least post something more to the argument at hand, something you have failed to do thus far,

As time has changed and the game has changed, the players as well as the equipment has gotten better. Often has it been argued that the likes of Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Gary Player, Ben Hogan, Peter Thomson, and Tom Watson would have gained great benefit from these developements in technology.

So goes the case for CPT Caveman. This is a player who would have practiced and learned using crude golfing instriments. for example a rock, crudely formed tree branch, and a unintelligent dinosaur caddy. having learned on such tools, CPT Caveman would likely benefit from these developments much the same as has been widely thought the case of golfs legends.

Thank you for not Arguing your case. Simply placing pictures to be ogled sets your stage amont some of the fans that would have followed CPT Caveman

Good luck and Gods speed