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  • November 04, 2009 07:03 PM ET

!!!****MAGILLA GORILLA WOULD WIN MORE GOLD MEDALS THAN MICHAEL PHELPS****!!!

Mr Nonsense (0-6-1) vs OM= Andrew Luck (94-28-16)
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Given the same circumstances and same team members as Phelps had in the 08 olympics, Magilla Gorrilla would win more Golds than Phelps.

We will start with the obvious, simply put Magilla's arml length plus Arm strength would make for a nasty stroke in the water. currently Phelps holds the record for the 200m Freestyle at 1:45:20. Magilla Gorrilla would crush that time with his massive stroke posting at least a 1:31:36.

Not aerodynamic you say, Have you ever shaved a gorrilla. . . the answer is no. well I have and they are smoother than the new Speedo full-body LZR Racer.

A Gorrillas body is more Buoyant than a humans allowing Magilla to glide along the top of the water in stead of laboring through it.

The symple Dynamics show that Magilla Gorrilla with the more powerfull stroke, more aerodynamic skin, and higher buoyency

There will be more

Good Luck!!


Your full of nonsense


THank you Sir, by the way have you read my name? Perhaps not, your statement is just not an arguement. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
I have presented several points backed up by reasoning. You have presented nothing. I do not believe that you will get the votes of the masses with that simple statement.


As such I shall not argue with you until your establish your proposition.


Have you ever seen a Gorilla swim?

Have you ever seen a Gorilla 100% shaved? Of all it's hair?

The answer to both of these is a simple no.

With that said, how do you propose, that a monkey would be able to swim faster, having had no previous practice or experience, than Michael Phelps? Phelps has trained for the events he competes in his whole life, where as a monkey, would not even be able to stay in it's own lane.

My proposition here is this, no matter how athletic, or strong, a monkey is, it's intelligence or lack there of would most certainly prevent it from ever being able to come close to eclipsing Michael Phelps' records.


Thank you sir for at least making this an argument.

Of most simple Gorillas your argument would hold true. That being said, this is no simple gorrilla we are talking about here. This is Magilla Gorrilla. This gorrilla wears cloths, speaks performs tasks that even some humans cannot. most of these things were due to his incredable strength.

Posesing this human intelligence would not only allow Magilla to stay in his lane, but also to train with such feverent dedication as Phelps. Given a situation where Magilla trains for the same amount of time as Phelps, he would undoubtably surpass his abilitys, and thereafter his records.

as for your questions*

Yes- I have seen a Gorilla swim (at the Sandiago Zoo)

Yes - I have seen a Gorilla 100% shaven, as previously stated in my first argument I have done so myself.

So next time you want to question the validity of a gorilla swimming, Please consider all of the factors.

Good luck and gods speed


Here's something interesting for you to consider:

You stated in your first argument, "Given the same circumstances and same team members as Phelps had in the 08 olympics, Magilla Gorrilla would win more Golds than Phelps"

With that said, how could he possibly win MORE Gold Medals than Phelps? He swam in the same amount of races as Phelps. Phelps won every race he was in, thus even if the monkey wins all the events he is placed in, he can't win more than PHelps. At best he would tie.

Thus making your point imossible to prove.

Nuff said. G'night.

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November 4, 2009  07:37 PM ET
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Way to put no effort into your argument------>

November 4, 2009  07:38 PM ET
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Voting left atleast until right makes some sort of effort

November 4, 2009  07:44 PM ET
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You are = You're

November 4, 2009  07:54 PM ET
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Originally posted 07:44 PM ET  11.04 by RlCKY

You are = You're

Dang your right

November 4, 2009  07:54 PM ET
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Originally posted 07:54 PM ET  11.04 by OM= Andrew Luck

Dang your right

**you're

November 4, 2009  09:49 PM ET
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I didn't think I would vote left, but he actually makes a good argument O.o

November 4, 2009  09:53 PM ET
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Originally posted 09:49 PM ET  11.04 by babyeater

I didn't think I would vote left, but he actually makes a good argument O.o

Why thank you sir.

November 4, 2009  10:43 PM ET
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QUOTE(#6):
Originally posted 09:49 PM ET  11.04 by babyeater

I didn't think I would vote left, but he actually makes a good argument O.o

doop account.

November 4, 2009  10:43 PM ET
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QUOTE(#8):
Originally posted 10:43 PM ET  11.04 by OM= Andrew Luck

doop account.

dupe*

November 4, 2009  10:51 PM ET
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Originally posted 10:43 PM ET  11.04 by OM= Andrew Luck

dupe*

No actually that is not a Dupe, I was rather pleased to hear somebody voted for me on the argument lol Its obviously a silly nonsense argument, but I did try to put some thought into it. not really sure how to prove it is not a Dupe, but I assure you it is not.

Just so you know I woulda thought the same thing.

November 4, 2009  10:53 PM ET
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Originally posted 10:51 PM ET  11.04 by Mr Nonsense

No actually that is not a Dupe, I was rather pleased to hear somebody voted for me on the argument lol Its obviously a silly nonsense argument, but I did try to put some thought into it. not really sure how to prove it is not a Dupe, but I assure you it is not. Just so you know I woulda thought the same thing.

That account was created today, and it has 1 comment, no friends and like 3 profile views.... yea, it's a dupe.

November 4, 2009  11:42 PM ET
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Originally posted 10:53 PM ET  11.04 by OM= Andrew Luck

That account was created today, and it has 1 comment, no friends and like 3 profile views.... yea, it's a dupe.

maybe somebodys, but not mine. lol. but I do agree it looks like a dupe.

November 4, 2009  11:45 PM ET
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"Given the same circumstances and same team members as Phelps"
Wouldn't that mean that Magilla Gorilla would only swim the SAME races as Phelps?
Therefore it would be impossible for Magilla Gorilla to win MORE Golds than Phelps because he took a Gold medal in EVERY race he was in at the 08 Olympics.

C'mon right! You can take this fool!

November 5, 2009  12:17 AM ET
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Originally posted 11:45 PM ET  11.04 by LaCroix13

"Given the same circumstances and same team members as Phelps"Wouldn't that mean that Magilla Gorilla would only swim the SAME races as Phelps?Therefore it would be impossible for Magilla Gorilla to win MORE Golds than Phelps because he took a Gold medal in EVERY race he was in at the 08 Olympics.C'mon right! You can take this fool!

true

 
November 6, 2009  07:18 AM ET
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OM you suck. might as well copy paste comment 13 in your last arguement. You fail and deserve to lose.

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