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  • August 02, 2007 06:30 PM ET

My All-QB Defense vs. your All-?? Offense

Dan TM is Stupendous Man (9-5-1) vs JT izzle (22-32-1)
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Here are the rules: I have made a defensive lineup out of quarterbacks. You make an offensive lineup out of any defensive position: CBs, Safeties, LBs, DTs, DEs. We imagine what would happen if they faced each other. You can run any formation you choose, but you only get 11 players. Also, pick a coordinator out of players from that position.

Here's my team - I'm running a 3-4:

DE: JaMarcus Russell, David Garrard
DT: Jared Lorenzen
OLB: Donovan McNabb, Vince Young
ILB: Ben Roethlisberger, Steve McNair
CB: Seneca Wallace, Troy Smith
SS: Charlie Batch
FS: Tony Romo

Coordinator: Peyton Manning

I'll be back tomorrow morning to argue my lineup.


WR: Champ Bailey, Asante Samuel
TE: Roy Williams
Tackles: Julius Peppers, Dwight Freeney
Guards: Brian Urlacher, Lance Briggs
C: Warren Sapp
RB: Nathan Vasher
FB: ray Lewis
QB: Troy Palamalu
Coordinator: Jason Taylor

August 2, 2007  06:47 PM ET

Batch and Romo at Safety? They would get burned all day. You should have at least picked something like Mike Vick and Isaiah Stanback.

August 2, 2007  06:47 PM ET

Well this is interesting.

Go with DEs and put Peppers at H-Back. He played RB in High school so he can run it and he knows how to catch.

August 2, 2007  06:51 PM ET

You were supposed to pick one position, not every single position.

August 2, 2007  06:55 PM ET

Yeah, you messed it up OrangeBlood. Vote goes to Dan.

August 2, 2007  06:57 PM ET

dumbass

August 2, 2007  07:08 PM ET

Here's mine:

DE: JaMarcus Russell, Daunte Culpepper
DT: Jared Lorenzen
OLB: Vince Young, Steve McNair
ILB: Ben Roethlisberger, Donovan McNabb
CB: Troy Smith, Seneca Wallace
SS: Jeff Garcia
FS: Jake Plummer

Coordinator: Manning

August 2, 2007  07:33 PM ET

LOL why has NO ONE taken Vick or Stanbeck as a DB?

Hell, Young would make a BEASTLY SS.

August 2, 2007  07:41 PM ET

DE-Russell
DT-Jared Lorenzen
DE-Byron Leftwich
OLB-Daunte Culpepper
ILB-Big Ben
ILB-Jason Cambell
OLB-Donovan McNabb
CB-Jeff Garcia
CB-Tavaris Jackson
SS-Vince Young
FS-Brett Favre (Hes one tough guy)

August 2, 2007  07:46 PM ET

QB-Chris McAllister
RB-Mike McKenzie
WR-Champ Bailey
WR-Asante Samuel
WR-DeAngelo Hall
TE-R.W. McQuarters
T-Al Harris
G-Deltha O'Neal
C-Jammer
G-Harris
T-Dre' Bly

August 2, 2007  07:59 PM ET

QB-Brodney Pool
RB-Ed Reed
FB-Brian Dawkins
WR-Troy Polamalu
WR-Sammy Knight
TE-Adrian Wilson
T-Sean Taylor
G-Jermaine Phillips
C-Donovan Darius
G-Darren Sharper
T-John Lynch

August 2, 2007  08:04 PM ET

this is tight. really original idea

August 2, 2007  08:06 PM ET

Hey, Dan TM, I'll take this one since this guy **** it up...

August 2, 2007  08:07 PM ET

Actually, I'm guessing ANYBODY above me (yankeeslifer, MTCRL, etc) would take this one...they were here first...

August 2, 2007  08:11 PM ET

QB-Jeff Wilkins
RB-Jason Elam
RB-Olindo Mare
WR-Rob Bironas
WR-Lawrence Tynes
TE-Morten Andersen
T-Joe Nedney, John Hall
G-Sebastian Janikowski, Mike Vanderjagt
C-Rian Lindell

August 2, 2007  08:11 PM ET

Yeah, kickers!

August 2, 2007  08:18 PM ET

"All kickers baby, all kickers!" -Adam Vinatieri in fantasy football commercial.


Where's Adam!?

August 2, 2007  09:07 PM ET

You screwed this one up OrangeBlood. You were suppose to pick 1 position and make an offense.

August 2, 2007  09:59 PM ET

Not to mention his team makes little since anyway. Those are some hellaciously undersized linemen. Where are your DT at T and DEs at guard?

August 2, 2007  10:05 PM ET

HIs running back is very frail too, come on, Nathan Vasher?

 
August 2, 2007  11:57 PM ET

I'd take LB's. They're varied enough in size, speed and shape to do the job.
QB: Roy Manning. Hey if you're going to have a player be a QB, might as well make it a Manning. LOL
RB: Cato June. Small and Fast.
WR:Paul Posluszny, 6' 1" and 237. I don't know how speedy he is, but he'd be respectable.
WR #2: 6' and 238 lbs. He'd have no problems running routes and making the hard catches.
LT: Merriman. He can do a "Lights Out" every time he gets a pancake block.
RT: Manny Lawson: 6' 5" and 247. Light but fast on DE's.
LG: Greg Ellis. Made the transition from DE to LB, so guard wouldn't be a stretch even though he's old.
C: Willie McGinest: He's aging, but a classic. Who else would you want to anchor your line?
Coach: Ray Lewis with Zach Thomas as coordinator.

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