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Worst defense in the history of the NFL. I dare you to put together an offense so inept that it couldn???t even get a first down on it.

i B4 e: Slow ride said 08/31, 09:01 AM
OK, these guys are so pathetic that I doubt they could even line up in the right position. They could not even stop Podunk Junction High School.

DT - Dimitrius Underwood
DT - Steve Emtman
DE - Aundray Bruce
DE - Mike Mamula
LB - Darren Hambrick
LB - Brian Bosworth
LB - Trev Alberts
CB - Kareem Larrimore
CB - Bruce Pickens
S - Shaun Williams
S - Tony Dixon

Just for the heck of it,
Head Coach - Ritchie Kotite

Goodell: Insane in the McCain said 08/31, 09:24 AM
QB - Ryan Leaf
RB - William Green
WR - Peter Warrick
WR - Peerless Price
WR -J.J. Stokes
OL - 1976 Buccaneers O LINE.....they went 0-14

i B4 e: Slow ride said 08/31, 09:45 AM
OK, you win the O-line geez were they bad. But I think your receivers would burn my secondary. Don't worry about Leaf getting sacked because once my linemen got past that pathetic line, they wouldn't know what to do with Leaf. They would just look at each other and say, "I'm not gonna tackle him you tackle him." "Huh? Did you say tickle him?"

Here is why your receivers are better than my secondary:

In Larrimore's career with the Cowboys he recorded a total of 0 INTs and 7 tackles. He was drafted with a lot of hype and he couldn't even live up to the lowered expectations. He would trip over his own feet while back pedaling. He was in the arena league a couple years later.

Bruce Pickens was drafted #3 overall by the Falcons and in 6 seasons started 9 games and had a staggering 2 INTs.

Tony Dixon is generally regarded as the worst safety to ever don a Cowboys Star. 4 seasons and 1 INT. Heck, even Deion was a better tackler.

Shaun Williams might be able to attempt a tackle because he is the best of the worst.

My last argument I'll explain why my linebackers couldn't stop a 7th grader

Goodell: Insane in the McCain said 08/31, 10:02 AM
Im not worried about Leaf getting sacked......Its kinda hard to get sacked when the other team has the football cause you keep throwing INTs.

William Green was drafted with a TON of hype too. He went 16th overall in the 2002 draft. Here is a list of RBs taken after Green
T.J. Duckett
DeShaun Foster
Clinton Portis
Ladell Betts
Brian Westbrook
Chester Taylor
I would take any of these backs before william green.

Now Peter Warrick...lol....hahahahahhaha. I dont think i need to say anythingelse.

Peerless is almost useless. Like Goat said, hes good when the catch is hard. But with a ball right in his hands, he'd drop it

Wanna talk about hype....JJ Stokes was the 10th overall pick in 1995. His career highs are 68 REC, 770 yds and 8 TDs. Thats pretty bad for a top 10 Draft pick

i B4 e: Slow ride said 08/31, 12:06 PM
You're assuming that my corners are capable of getting a pick. They could probably pick their noses, but that's about it.

So, just how bad are my linebackers? William Green would trounce them. These guys couldn't tackle Seth Green. Shoot, Peter Brady could get by them.

Brian Bosworth - do I really need to explain? This idiot invented the word hype. He couldn't even make it in Hollywood as a D lister.

Trev Alberts would separate his shoulder trying to button his chin strap. If he did manage to play he would get pancaked by a stiff breeze.

Darren Hambrick - started one season then had the nerve to hold out for more money, to which Parcells responded by cutting him. In 5 seasons he made Bruce Smith breathe easier by recording a whopping 3 sacks.

I would put my son's 7th grade B team up against these numbskulls and they still couldn't stop them.

This was a fun TD. Thanks for humoring a newbie. Even though I have been observing for a few months, I decided to take the plunge and join in on the fun. It looks like a lot of kids on here though. Do any of them actually know sports, or are they just a nuisance? No offense to those of you who know about and want to talk about

Goodell: Insane in the McCain said 08/31, 12:45 PM
Some of them are a real nuisance....There are some great ones like: Yankeeslifer, Bombers, DanTM, Big Ben, Goat HCW,John Gruden and others that are real great guys.

Ryan Leaf may not throw any ints, but sure aint gonna throw any TD's

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Oh sure, just throw in the `76 Bucs

i B4 e: Slow ride | 08/31/07, 09:28 AM

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Worst defense in the history of the NFL. I dare you to put together an offense so inept that it couldn???t even get a first down on it.

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