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  • 09/13/2007, 07:26PM ET

The Seattle SeaChickens: White or Dark Meat??

KidStallyn (0-5-0) vs mattmillen4president (51-55-5)
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I'm actually not sure thier either. Probably a strange variety of Yellow Chicken. Is Shawn Alexander afraid to face my Cardinals Defense?? Will he pull a fortuitous Jerome Bettis and fake an injury so he doesn't have to take another beating at UofP Stadium? Does he secretly curse that he doesn' have the Hutch anymore??


The Seahawks, while still the whiniest team in the league, will win the NFC West again this year, as they have the best team in the division.

Nobody has EVER feared the Arizona Cardinals defense, and to postulate (word of the day!) that Shaun Alexander does is stupid.

The only thing you got right was the Hutch comment. How could they give all that money to Deion Branch instead of him? Morons.


It's stats baby! We ruptured his season in our first meeting last season in a tough loss with Kurt Warner fumbling away the game like only he could do best. BUT FEAR THE CARDINALS DEFENSE! Clancy Pendergast will expose the fake of a Quarterback that is Matt Hasselbeck, and will EXPOSE the world that the Madden Jinx lives on!

And beware of the the Cardinals passing attack at home. Matty Holleywood looked like a Deer in the Headlights on the grandest stage, but he's ready to make a FULL comback.


You are either 10 years old or drunk. Possibly both.


I see a quick victory on this one. What's your next argument, my momma wears combat boots?? Liar Liar Pants on Fire?? The Cardinals are a different team under the covered field and natural grass that is the SuperBowl home this season. And we HAD THE 49ERS where we wanted them, and we LET EM OFF THE HOOK! We held that offense to the 109 yards of TOTAL OFFENSE!! Don't expect much performance from the running game of the SeaCHICKENS, and look for Matt HasselRogain to throw at least two picks.


My last post was pointing towards your insane writing style, which could best be described as jumbled. Also, I don't care about my record, so enjoy your win should you get it. answer me this though - who's gonna pressure Hasselbeck? The Seahawks line is better than the 49ers, and the Cardinals couldn't get to Alex Smith. Also, this Seahawks team has benn playoff tested for the last 5 years, so I don't think going to UofP is gonna 'scare' any of them.

September 13, 2007  07:28 PM ET

i was going to take this, but i don't even want this win

September 13, 2007  07:46 PM ET

Uh...

September 13, 2007  07:48 PM ET

Your both wrong. The Seahawks are going to the Superbowl!! Whiniest team...how so?

September 13, 2007  07:51 PM ET

They STILL whine about LOSING the Super Bowl to the Black and Gold. Holmgren specifically.

September 13, 2007  08:01 PM ET

As we should, we got totally robbed!!! Don't you think its weird that ref crew hasn't worked together since then? They were awful!

September 13, 2007  08:03 PM ET

Who's going to pressue Hasselbeck....Let's for one start with Bertrand Berry.....Pro Bowl sack leader from 2 years ago who's 100% healthy. Then there's Darnell Dockett, who's just added SeaChicken to his diet. The reign of the Chickens in the NFC was two years ago. They won't win the NFC West this year. That honor will be between the Cardinals and the Niners.

September 13, 2007  08:03 PM ET

And how could I forget A-DUB! Guys retired more quarterbacks then Social Security!

September 13, 2007  08:06 PM ET

Bertrand Berry hasn't been healthy since people were voting for John Kerry, so let's try and be sane here. Darnell Dockett hasn't done jack since he came into the league. maybe you should think before posting, it is allowed.

September 13, 2007  08:08 PM ET

NorCal - Did the refs let Willie Parker go 75 yards for a TD? Or fall for the trick play the entire nation saw coming? I'll give you the call on Hasselbeck, because that was just mind bogglingy awful, but the rest of the calls were part of the game. Finally, did the refs give Jerramy Stevens his brick hands before they took the field?

September 13, 2007  08:26 PM ET

Bertrand Berry led the league 3 seasons ago with 14 and a half sacks. The was well after kerry had his proverbial butt handed to him in the election. Darnell Dockett will make the probowl this season, mark my words on that one. He's a freakin beast! And A-Dub is todays version of Ronnie Lott. He's got a great chance to end HassellRogaine's day.

And SeaChicken fans, stop whining about your superbowl loss. You're making Buffalo Bills Fans from the 90's look like geniuses. YOU LOST!

September 14, 2007  08:50 AM ET

3 seasons ago = 2004. 2004 = election year. Please thank your teachers on my behalf, they made the world a different place.

September 14, 2007  09:07 AM ET

The pic is straight Kid Rock: ****......LOL

September 14, 2007  09:07 AM ET

Matt Millen has a better argument.......

September 14, 2007  09:08 AM ET

w.h.i.t.e. t.r.a.s.h. gets deleted??? LOL

September 14, 2007  09:09 AM ET

Cards D blows hard......

1. SF 10-6
2. Seattle 8-8 or 9-7
3. St Louis 7-9
4. Arizona 6-10

September 14, 2007  11:27 AM ET

Come and listen to some stats about a washed up team named the SeaChickens, only won the NFC West because nobody else wanted it.

2006 Cardinals Stats who in a 5 -11 season were 4-2 in the NFC West division:

Alexander @ Home Week 2 vs the Arizona Cardinals: 26 Carries for 89yards 3.4 ypc, 1TD. But this is the game where Alexander initially broke his foot.

Alexander @ Arizona, Unlucky Week 13: 22 Carries for 76 Yards for a 3.5 ypc. 0 TDs, Lost Fumble, and a LOSS to the Cards 27-21.

Let's take a look at the rest of the NFC West running backs vs MY Arizona Cardinals Defense:

I submit to you FRANK GORE. Held to a 3.1 yard per carry average on Monday Night Football. But in 2006, his stats against the run on Arizona weren't much better. In two losses to the Cardinals, FRANK GORE was held to 51 yards at home and 86 yards in Arizona.

Finally, I submit to you Stephen Jackson. ESPN and all of the national media seem to have this guys **** firmly implanted in their mouths. Against the Cardinals in 2006 he was held below the century mark on both occasions and only 62 yards in their meeting where Kurt Warner fumbled away the victory in the closing seconds trying to setup a game winning field goal with the ball at the Rams 20 yard line.

The overarching theme here is 4-2 in the NFC West division last season. The Niners were 3-3, the Lambs were 2-4, and the SeaChickens were 3-3.

Don't expect the Cardinals to start the season 0-2. We may go 9-7, which I think is low expectations given the NFLs easiest schedule this season. The battle for NFC West Supremacy will be between the Cardinals and the Niners. The Seachickens blew their chance and have gotten progressively worse. So far in Team defense, although we lost, the Cardinals are #2 in total defense. #4 in yards given up passing.

Seattle gave up 210 yards passing to the Buccaneers...BWAHAHAHAHA....At HOME!!!!! Whens the last time the Bucs have EVER had one 1400 yard receiver...Let alone 2!

It's going to be an exciting HOME OPENER in Arizona, and you can see me front row and in person baby! Look out SUNDAY TICKET, the Kid is on the PROWL for some SEACHICKEN!

September 14, 2007  11:59 AM ET

Stephen Jackson is a shooting guard for Golden State, so what does he have to do with this?

You take homerism to a level that can't be explained properly.

September 14, 2007  12:09 PM ET

Thanks for the idiocy. Perhaps you should study up on NFL Players MattMillen for Prez.


Steven Jackson | #39 | RB
St. Louis Rams
Height: 6-2 Weight: 231 Age: 24
Born: 7/22/1983 Las Vegas , NV
College: Oregon State
Experience: 4th season
High School: Eldorado HS [Las Vegas, NV]

I PITTY DA FOO who doesn't know his starting running backs in the NFL...So what if my spell checker doesn't know the difference between V and PH. Hoo-K-ed on PO-HON-ICS Wor-K-ED FOR ME!

September 14, 2007  01:48 PM ET

Yes sir, blame the spell checker, that's what I say. Your copy and paste skills are amazing though.

Good luck getting that quick win.

 
September 14, 2007  03:07 PM ET

UNLEASH THE HOUNDS.......Not the real voting begins.....

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