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  • 05/03/2011, 12:23PM ET

The NBA tattoo situation has gotten OUT OF CONTROL

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ha, HA! fooled you! This TD has nothing to do with the NBA.

But instead an nfl related senario aimed to my arch enemy, MMT. Here goes:

Let's say for whatever reason, (freak accident, etc..) that none of your current players (Steelers) return next year, with the exception of 2. And you get to choose those 2. BUT you can only choose 1 offensive player and 1 defensive player, keeping in mind, that they are who you are now building your franchise around.

I will do the same for Baltimore.

Here's the catch, you can't just ramble off stats and other mumbo jumbo, but instead must use pictures of why you're choosing the players you choose. Afterall, can't we just consider a picture a visual stat? By a picture you can tell if it's a sack, interception, touchdown, etc... which, if I recall correctly, are all stats. (but then again I am a girl who knows nothing about sports).

So, I am choosing



and that guy from that movie



As much as I love Ray Ray and Reed, I know they're too old, as is my main man T Sizzle.

Good Luck.

LMAO (for pch)


Here we go cbook!!!

Defensive player:



Offensive player:



BRING THE PAIN!!! (for DJ)



That one was for you RUDE!!!


So, you chose the high maintenance one

(can I borrow the curling iron when you're done with that, Troy?)


Hey, who is that down there?... what you talkin' bout willis?



and the one that likes to prance



what the problem, little guy? Realize you're getting a bit too old?




Well I have faith in my defensive end, as he has proven himself



oops, ben, your nose is a little bent outta shape.



Now, I thought about going with Rice, but I figure you can get a runningback anywhere, and you really wanna start your team with a good o line.





Here, Rude, busy yourself with this for a while


buffalo chicken pizza


breadsticks


and some kool aid




oh yeah.


Polamalu is so good, people make cakes with him on it.



And we all know what goes well with cake:



And here is him against your Ravens.



Hines Ward's age is irrelevant. He still crushes people.





Maybe you forgot this, also. He won SB MVP.



The Ravens just like to look at other guy's behinds.


So I didn't choose Ray Ray because he is 35 and has maybe 2 yrs left. Yet you must have a lot of faith in Hines Ward because he is also 35 and going to be the pillar of your offense.

I stuck to the younger ones. Oher is a work in progress, but at 24, he has plenty of good years left.

Ngata is 27 and a 2x pro bowler.

He has taken down many a man.











This guy is okay, too.





I guess this guy has seen better days



Now, let's talk cake & boobies.

Here in charm city we have a baker known as Duff, who runs a little bakery know as Charm City Cakes. Here he is with Ngata:



Fun fact: Did you know that Stacy Keibler is a former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader?



purple is a good color on her, no?


Well cbook, it looks like you took this one.

I will just leave you with one last picture, and maybe it will get me some votes from the minority crowd from FN.



This guy succeeded in killing Osama Bin Laden. And he's a Steeler fan!

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May 3, 2011  12:28 PM ET

No contest.

May 3, 2011  12:29 PM ET
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No contest.

i anticipate that being his pick.

May 3, 2011  12:29 PM ET
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Nice. I will kick your **** at this TD cbook!

well, assuming this survives, we have 99 left to do. LMAO

May 3, 2011  12:30 PM ET
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i anticipate that being his pick.

Will wait for show and tell, good luck sexy lady.

May 3, 2011  12:33 PM ET

so don't post pictures! because we might want to use them in our arguments lololol

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May 3, 2011  12:48 PM ET
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So what do we do in the rest of the arguments? Post more pictures of the same players?

yea, i guess. lol. pics of them in action, badass pics, whatever you want to back up why you picked who you picked.

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May 3, 2011  12:51 PM ET

Pizza has me leaning right. Cbook is gonna need a good second argument

May 3, 2011  12:52 PM ET

MMT, great pic of TP!!

May 3, 2011  12:53 PM ET

And why only a pepperoni pizza?

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