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  • 06/03/2011, 05:41AM ET

which athletes would you want to be most and why???

HighwayCrossingFrog (170-813-54) vs (KMac) Lame Sauce (63-66-14)
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1. tennis player.. You dont have to rely on team mates!! no bill buckners or dwayne dweeblys that will cause you to lose sleep.. You also get to travel around the world, and you have 100% control over your destiny..

2. Pitcher.. work 3 hours every 5 days.. requires no aerobic endurance, so you can party like a rock star the whole time:) If you are a great pitcher, you will get an offer from the yankees.. so you wont have to worry about lack of run support, AND you get to be a king of new york, (am a red sox guy, but new york as a city is 1000 times better than Boston:(

3. QB, if you are good looking like Brady or namath, you get any girl on the planet.. Also, as a QB, the ball is in your hands, so to an extent, you control your own destiny..

4. striker, futbol.. Your team mates do all the grunt work and dirty work, and you get to reap the glory by bagging some goals.. World cup comes every four years, biggest show on the planet..

5. super star NBA player.. As michael jordan showed us, it is possible for one guy to dominate the game.. You just have to hope you have a damn good GM, who can build a team around you..

dishonourable mention;
field goal kicker, no thanks!


1. Pro Golfer- With Tiger Woods in his huge slump, the golf world is in shambles. Lefty is too inconsistent to be number 1, so it's there for the taking. Plus you don't really have to work too hard.

2. Good NASCAR driver- With a good owner, any dipship can be a winner and make a lot of money. Example: Kyle Busch.

3. MLB DH- Who wouldn't want to be a DH? All you have to do is bat 3-5 times a game usually and make millions doing it. You don't have to worry about silly things like fielding or throwing, or anything silly like that.


4. Michael Phelps- The dude makes millions by swimming for a living. And doesn't get in trouble for smoking pot. Who wouldn't want to be him?


5. All-Pro QB- They get beezies. Plain and simple. Chicks, chicks, and more chicks. All for playing about 20 games every year. Awesome.


Dishonorable Mention: Figure Skater- They're all ****.


First off, congrats on coming up with a different list! Imaginary High Five!
I love 3 and 4..

If I hate to nit and pick..
BUT
I would say that I did say athlete..
Golf and driving a car.. Unfortunately for you, half of fan nation does not consider these guys athletes.. Hate to burst your bubble..

The problem with being a batter in baseball is that you get out 70% of the time..
I dont consider that fun:(

The Problem with being michael Phelps is that you have to work out 8hrs a day..
I dont consider that fun either..

You are right about QBs getting chicks..
I forgot to mention Tony Romo..
Any dude that banged jessica simpson is an all star for life!!!!!

ON THE OTHER HAND;
Your dishonourable mention was fantastic!
All you have to know is John Weir, and I qoute;
"John Weir is not a diva!"
Any dude that has to tell the world that he is not a diva..
well, he is a diva..
And that makes him EXTREMELY homosexual, (sorry mods:)

To expand on field goal kicking..
If you make the kick..
NO ONE CARES..
cause you were suppose to make the kick, thats your job AND its right in front of the posts..
If you miss, you get banished from the city, just like Norwood:(

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June 3, 2011  07:28 AM ET
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that should say *****

June 3, 2011  07:31 AM ET
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Good stuff from both of ya....

June 3, 2011  08:22 AM ET
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Worlds strongest man, Champion boxer or M.M.A. fighter. Maybe a Champion bull rider, cowgirls have nice ****.

June 3, 2011  08:49 AM ET
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F1 driver over Nascar driver any day of the week. International superstar vs the spokesman for M&Ms. Plus, you get way hotter women to choose from and higher pay.

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June 3, 2011  08:56 AM ET
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"1. Pro Golfer- With Tiger Woods in his huge slump, the golf world is in shambles. Lefty is too inconsistent to be number 1, so it's there for the taking. Plus you don't really have to work too hard."

The last sentence there shows you don't know crap about golf.

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June 3, 2011  01:57 PM ET
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Good looking back up Quarterback in the NFL- work 16 days a year for a couple mill and still get the chicks.

June 3, 2011  02:23 PM ET
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I love how both sides decided to argue who they most want to be based on who had the easiest job or how easy it would be to dominate. Maybe the throwdown should've been which "athlete has the easiest job?"

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June 3, 2011  08:50 PM ET
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Originally posted 08:56 AM ET  06.03 by Cowboys #82 Fan:

"1. Pro Golfer- With Tiger Woods in his huge slump, the golf world is in shambles. Lefty is too inconsistent to be number 1, so it's there for the taking. Plus you don't really have to work too hard."The last sentence there shows you don't know crap about golf.

You hit a ball and either walk to it, or ride in a golf cart to it. Not working hard. Skill? Yes, but working hard? No.

June 3, 2011  09:39 PM ET
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Pro snowboarder - Get baked and ride down a hill
Pro Surfer - Get baked and ride along a wave in the water
Beach Volley Ball Player - Crowd full of bikini babes
NHL star - Ingrained since childhood
UFC Fighter - 3 fights a year (15 minutes max each), not much travel, ability to dish out beat downs when appropriate

June 3, 2011  10:45 PM ET
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Originally posted 09:39 PM ET  06.03 by YODA

Pro snowboarder - Get baked and ride down a hillPro Surfer - Get baked and ride along a wave in the waterBeach Volley Ball Player - Crowd full of bikini babes NHL star - Ingrained since childhoodUFC Fighter - 3 fights a year (15 minutes max each), not much travel, ability to dish out beat downs when appropriate

LOL.

 
June 3, 2011  11:02 PM ET
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I want to be Nick Lidstrom.

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