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  • 09/25/2011, 06:09PM ET

Hunting at a zoo vs Fishing at an aquarium

CuntryBlumpkin (305-247-64) vs guintz (4-3-1)
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Which would you prefer?

You are given equipment capable of killing/catching anything in the aquarium/zoo

Don't worry about the consequences

While I do prefer fishing to hunting, and fighting a Great white shark would be awesome, I have to go with hunting at the zoo.

Hunting at the zoo would be a much more satisfying journey.

You get to feel the rush of killing dangerous predators like Lions, Tigers, alligators, etc. You get to experience killing the biggest land animals in the world. Giraffes, elephants, hippos, etc. Not to mention the exotic creatures that could be taken like monkeys, jungle birds, etc.

Plus you don't have to worry about falling into a shark tank. If you fall into the lion's habitat, you have a gun capable of killing an elephant. No where near as dangerous.

You have more options, and more room to work with in a zoo.

With an aquarium, the biggest thing they will have is a great white shark. After you get past the sharks, most of the other fish are quite a bit smaller.


I can shoot any of your animals with the same gun I use to shoot mine, but mine will not have the effect in water so I have more of a challenge. You may get the rush and the Teddy Roosevelt display but not the challenge--you sit in a blind while I will jump in to get my job done.

Crocs and gators are at aquariums, as well as hippos at some outdoor/indoor places

Snakes can be found at both so there goes the next argument.

Did you forget about a polar bear vs. either of your bears?--even

Orka/elephant and great white/tiger shark vs. lion and tiger is a draw

All of your big captures are nullified, but the fun will be in the accomplishment--unless you are a 'small guy' looking for a big accomplishment.

It's not about the biggest, but the danger in their element, so I take the aquarium.

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September 25, 2011  06:20 PM ET
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Definitely hunting at the zoo.Although the fact that the animals are caged would make it significantly less challenging. Same logic would apply to fishing in an aquarium, though.

Like you, I've always wanted to shoot a couple of baby pandas at close range...but I'd also like to harpoon Shamu. And kick the **** out of a few penguins.
It's actually a tough choice.

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September 25, 2011  09:14 PM ET
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I'd rather dive on top of Shamu and wrestle it with a ice pick!

He would turn and bite yo'****

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September 25, 2011  09:55 PM ET

Which Zoo and which Aquarium?

September 25, 2011  09:59 PM ET
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Which Zoo and which Aquarium?

The best of each.

September 25, 2011  10:03 PM ET
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The best of each.

Aquarium, I prefer Sashimi, it's a healthier protein.

September 25, 2011  10:12 PM ET

I'm not sure if you've ever tried to shoot fish in a barrel. But it's not as easy as claimed.

September 25, 2011  10:14 PM ET

My condolences, Un.

They need to throw VY out there vs SF.

September 25, 2011  10:17 PM ET

He's got an injured hamstring!

September 25, 2011  10:23 PM ET

Good luck UH-WAR HARVICK!!!

 
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