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  • 10/03/2011, 09:58AM ET

Where Are All the Romo Haters Now?

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Wait, that was last week. Hahahahahahahahahahahaahha.


And they are still here.

But wait, here comes JJ walking down the sideline,

JJ: Hey Tony I want to talk to you about that last series

TR: Not now boss I got to talk to my OL

JJ: Come on, this will just take a second. I know I never been a player on the field but I know this game and I would really like for you to try something

TR: Give it a break Jerry, talk to offensive coordinator

JJ: But he won't listen to me Tony

TR: Then go talk to Jason

JJ: He won't listen to me either

TR: And neither will I now go fetch me some pudding

JJ: Pudding? At a time like this?

TR: You heard me, pudding! Make it chocolate!.. Tony turns to leave and JJ grabs his jersey.

JJ: Come on Romo, please listen to me!

Tony pulls away and walks,

JJ: (from a distance) I'll fire your ****

And that my friend is the beginning of the latest NFL saga entitled: How Romo got to Seattle

Please tune in next Sunday for episode 2, Tony gets benched


Oh, I just assumed Jerry was tellin him Lady Gaga was in a luxury box and wanted his number. I find it hard to believe it was related to football.


Well now , everyone that is anyone and follows the lovely Lady Gaga at all KNEW that Lady Gag gag was in New York City yesterday.

http://ladygaganow.net/

That my friend included of course , Romo. He tweets her like a 12 year old crushing on his 6th grade teacher. So, he KNEW she was not at the game.

Now, what you may not of known, and I just found this out via a special report from a guy who knows a guy that is second cousins to the guy that married the sister of the guy on the cowboys sidelines..

When Jerry grabbed Tony's jersey he asked; How is this still so clean?

When Tony jerked aways he replied, My mom uses clorox you bone head.

Back to reality.

Tony can't be blamed for all of the Cowboy's woes from yesterday can he? JG was the one that sent in the plays. Wasn't he?

I think if we dug deeper; and that would be where I would start pointing the finger and looking to find a scapegoat; I think the guy signaling in the plays was on crack and meth at the same time. And he was actually swatting at basketball sized mosquitos and Tony read his signals wrong.

Oh wait, they use radios in the Pros now don't they? Never mind. I guess it was his bad


Forfeited Turn


Well Frankie, I assume you got tied up at work again.

Some guys have all the luck.

anyway, I said after week 1 that Romo should be benched. I see nothing from this weeks game to change my mind.

IF he is hurt and that is why he sucks so bad he should be benched.
IF he is NOT hurt he should be benched.
either way, the BLUF as we say around here, (Bottom line up front)

BENCH HIS ARSE

Let him eat chocolate puddin on the bench with the rest of the kiddos....

thanks for playing this week's version of "Romo the Bummo"

better known in Dallas as "Tony the Bologna"

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October 3, 2011  10:01 AM ET
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Romo hater right here!

October 3, 2011  10:13 AM ET
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Give him a break, both teams wear blue!

October 3, 2011  10:33 AM ET
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I will not take this TD because there is no way to explain away his gutless performance yesterday.

Simply, Tony Romo is an embarrassment to the Dallas Cowboys.

I want Stephen McGee for the rest of the season.

October 3, 2011  10:44 AM ET
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they are all busy saying "I told you so..."

October 3, 2011  10:49 AM ET
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Romo haters are also known as realists.

October 3, 2011  10:52 AM ET
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One problem with right's argument...Jason garrett IS the OC

October 3, 2011  10:57 AM ET
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Love the first argument by right! LOLOL

October 3, 2011  11:06 AM ET
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LOL, right's argument is pretty solid!

October 3, 2011  11:08 AM ET
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QUOTE(#6):
Originally posted 10:52 AM ET  10.03 by GoNets 2.0

One problem with right's argument...Jason garrett IS the OC

Yea, I know.

It was meant as sarcasm so that Tony sent JJ on a "wild goose" chase looking for the OC.....It was meant as a dig against JJ as well, that he would not know any different even tho he is the owner....

I guess I did not explain that one enough

October 3, 2011  11:19 AM ET
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Romo = Most Inconsistant Player MIP!

October 3, 2011  11:22 AM ET
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Originally posted 11:08 AM ET  10.03 by OlderthanDirt

Yea, I know. It was meant as sarcasm so that Tony sent JJ on a "wild goose" chase looking for the OC.....It was meant as a dig against JJ as well, that he would not know any different even tho he is the owner....I guess I did not explain that one enough

Ah ok.

October 3, 2011  11:24 AM ET
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Sirius radio said this morning Romo has made fans of an entire state.............The State of Michigan.

October 3, 2011  11:35 AM ET
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Originally posted 11:24 AM ET  10.03 by Bull_Shirt_Retired

Sirius radio said this morning Romo has made fans of an entire state.............The State of Michigan.

lmao

October 3, 2011  11:46 AM ET
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Here AND accounted for.

October 3, 2011  11:47 AM ET
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Originally posted 11:19 AM ET  10.03 by Formerly from Ewa PGH Fan

Romo = Most Inconsistant Player MIP!

He's Romonculus

October 3, 2011  12:02 PM ET
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Originally posted 11:47 AM ET  10.03 by Schad - Notorious Deadbeat

He's Romonculus

HAHAHAHAHA!

October 3, 2011  12:07 PM ET
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Originally posted 10:52 AM ET  10.03 by GoNets 2.0

One problem with right's argument...Jason garrett IS the OC

My problem with his argument, was that from what I read, Romo flat out ignored JJ.. "Like he wasn't even there"


<flips quater to SNL>

October 3, 2011  12:37 PM ET
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Originally posted 10:49 AM ET  10.03 by U. Wrex

Romo haters are also known as realists.

ha!

October 3, 2011  12:40 PM ET
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This is gonna get interesting....CCC does his best work in the comments section.

If he survived the spike in BP.... I know the Cuse game on Sat almost killed me.

 
October 3, 2011  12:42 PM ET
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I thought Garrett is Dallas' Offensive Coordinator.

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