- 10/03/2011, 09:58AM ET
OlderthanDirt said 10/03, 10:50 AM
And they are still here.
But wait, here comes JJ walking down the sideline,
JJ: Hey Tony I want to talk to you about that last series
TR: Not now boss I got to talk to my OL
JJ: Come on, this will just take a second. I know I never been a player on the field but I know this game and I would really like for you to try something
TR: Give it a break Jerry, talk to offensive coordinator
JJ: But he won't listen to me Tony
TR: Then go talk to Jason
JJ: He won't listen to me either
TR: And neither will I now go fetch me some pudding
JJ: Pudding? At a time like this?
TR: You heard me, pudding! Make it chocolate!.. Tony turns to leave and JJ grabs his jersey.
JJ: Come on Romo, please listen to me!
Tony pulls away and walks,
JJ: (from a distance) I'll fire your ****
And that my friend is the beginning of the latest NFL saga entitled: How Romo got to Seattle
Please tune in next Sunday for episode 2, Tony gets benched
Frank Pentangeli said 10/03, 01:04 PM
Oh, I just assumed Jerry was tellin him Lady Gaga was in a luxury box and wanted his number. I find it hard to believe it was related to football.
OlderthanDirt said 10/03, 01:49 PM
Well now , everyone that is anyone and follows the lovely Lady Gaga at all KNEW that Lady Gag gag was in New York City yesterday.
That my friend included of course , Romo. He tweets her like a 12 year old crushing on his 6th grade teacher. So, he KNEW she was not at the game.
Now, what you may not of known, and I just found this out via a special report from a guy who knows a guy that is second cousins to the guy that married the sister of the guy on the cowboys sidelines..
When Jerry grabbed Tony's jersey he asked; How is this still so clean?
When Tony jerked aways he replied, My mom uses clorox you bone head.
Back to reality.
Tony can't be blamed for all of the Cowboy's woes from yesterday can he? JG was the one that sent in the plays. Wasn't he?
I think if we dug deeper; and that would be where I would start pointing the finger and looking to find a scapegoat; I think the guy signaling in the plays was on crack and meth at the same time. And he was actually swatting at basketball sized mosquitos and Tony read his signals wrong.
Oh wait, they use radios in the Pros now don't they? Never mind. I guess it was his bad
OlderthanDirt said 10/04, 02:23 PM
Well Frankie, I assume you got tied up at work again.
Some guys have all the luck.
anyway, I said after week 1 that Romo should be benched. I see nothing from this weeks game to change my mind.
IF he is hurt and that is why he sucks so bad he should be benched.
IF he is NOT hurt he should be benched.
either way, the BLUF as we say around here, (Bottom line up front)
BENCH HIS ARSE
Let him eat chocolate puddin on the bench with the rest of the kiddos....
thanks for playing this week's version of "Romo the Bummo"
better known in Dallas as "Tony the Bologna"
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