Throwdowns > Closed

Justin Cyder said 10/11, 04:24 PM
Since the beginning of TV anyone around the age of 40 or older has fielded the age old question "Ginger or Mary Ann". Most approach the question as "Which would you rather...." but in this case the question is, "Who would be better". It's one night, you've had a bit too much fermented coconut milk (Not much else available) and they both are interested.

I'm going with Mary Ann. I know the more experienced Ginger sounds like a no brainer but all may not be what it seems. How interested is Ginger going to be in blue collar schmuck? She's already no stranger to the posturepedic and is probably "roomy" if you catch my drift. She could also be "tainted" and that Island is 1000's of miles from the nearest Pharmacy.
She's so obscessed with her hair and make up she'll probably complain about or straight up refuse to do all that is necessary.

Next argument will cover the benefits of Mary Ann

Justin Cyder said 10/11, 05:05 PM
Although I appreciate a soulless woman as much as the next (That's the best part about strip clubs) you're forgetting the obvious. You're on a desert Island and she can only tell so many people much less use face book. And if she gets too uppity she can have an unfortunate hunting "accident".

That aside I think this is a way to boost her self esteem and have a night to remember. Mary Ann was always in awe and intimidated by Ginger. By choosing her I can only imagine how grateful she'd be. I'd look at Ginger and tell her, "I have a date with the most beautiful woman on the Island". And then walk away with Mary Ann. I'd have those Daisy Dukes off her in minutes and those pig tails wrapped around my wrist like a pro bull rider. Nothing would be off limits. Even the suggestion of something not being done and you can say, "Oh, maybe I should have gone with Ginger".

We're not talking about crapping on the nice girl. I'm sure even a nice girl is gonna be a tad pent up on a desert Island with nothing but a fat Captain, a married elderly gentleman and 2 guys that appear to be no stranger to rest areas.

Justin Cyder said 10/11, 05:53 PM
Your argument is weak old man. You are not on a casting couch and she has no need to act. Ginger is used to men falling all over her, buying her expensive gifts and in all likelihood is bitter over the things she was forced to do on the casting couch. She'll be in it to get hers and be out. She'll act like she's doing you a favor.
Mary Ann on the other hand is a farm girl. Sure her brothers, uncles, father and cousins have probably come on to her and gotten to a minimum of 2nd base but just from the picture you posted you can tell that mouth is ready for action and she won't be a bitter, cold fish like Ginger. T
The fact you don't smell like the leavings of some farm animal will probably be amazing to her. You pick a couple of wild fowers for her and you're golden. After all those years of milking cows she must be a wizard with her hands as well.
All in all you're basically looking at a used up, bitter, starlet who's watching her prime money making years waste away on an Island or a farmgirl, with a lot less mileage, who's just as good looking, who will be amazed you picked her over one of her idols and bend over backwards, literally to please you in any way possible