- 03/21/2012, 12:24PM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 03/21, 12:24 PM
1. John Rocker, crazy horse
2. Jason Varitek, if he can beat up 6'5 A-Rod.. Sounds useful
3. Carl everett.. dude would be good at head butting!
4. Manny Ramirez.. dude is nuts..
5. Roberto Alomar.. He could spit in their eyes!
6. Miguel Carbera.. Probably would be too wasted to fight.. But I think he did beat up his girlfriend
7. Pedro Martinez.. He could take care of the old dudes, by grabbing their heads and slamming them into the ground!
8. Josh Hamilton, as long as he was having a night on the town!
9. Fear the Beard dude, brian wilson.. He has that crazy look in his eye!
10. Roger Clemens.. He could throw broken bats at your enemies, and then apologise later, by saying he thought it was a baseball!! Is this dude nuts or what? If he thought it was the ball, why didnt he throw it to first base?
I tried my best to keep things modern..
Most of my guys are recently retired, but some are active..
Argos. said 03/21, 12:46 PM
Matt Stairs over Jason Varitek
Anyone can take a **** like A-Rod. A-Rod once wanted to fight in Toronto after being hit by a Blue Jays pitcher (after the whole incident when he screamed "MINE!" running the bases). Matt Stairs came out of the dugout, and A-Rod ran away like a ****. For the remainder of the game, Stairs stood at the top step of the dugout, staring down A-Rod and the Yankees.
Stairs has said he would be an NHL goon if he didn't play in the MLB. He is Canadian, which means he is tough.
Stairs is as tough, but also as loyal as they come.
Nolan Ryan over Manny Ramirez
Manny is too relaxed and has too much of a care-free attitude. Sure he beats up his girlfriend, but he would never beat up another dude.
Ivan 'Pudge' Rodriguez over Pedro
Pudge is tough and could kick ****. Pedro is like Manny, too relaxed at times, and there will be no old guys in a bar fight.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 03/22, 08:02 AM
Ok.. Noice changes..
this will be tough.. But im going to give it my best..
Ill give ya stairs over varitek..
But manny has size over nolan..
plus if mannys buttons are pushed, he can turn into a punk..
when manny got traded to the dodgers he lead his new team into a dugout fight..
ramirez was the first to charge, and surprisingly his new team mates followed him..
so lacidisical ramirez is qualified to be on this list..
The thing I like about pedro is,
he is the kind of guy who would improvise in a bar fight..
he clearly has no morals..
so I could see him throwing bottles or slapping a girl in the face..
venezualan closer who tortured his workers on his ranch..
Argos. said 03/22, 08:46 AM
Ryan has two full inches on Manny. Manny doesn't have the size advantage, unless you mean fat.
Manny being Manny.
Manny is relaxed. He is like Ricky Williams. He is calm, and probably often gets high. He doesn't want to fight anyone, besides his girlfriend.
Nolan on the other hand is tough, and mean. He would kick anyones ****. He is big, and mean. He is who I want to be in a bar fight.
Besides, I picture Manny as a happy drunk, that will just giggle and stuff. Nolan is an angry drunk.
Why would you want a guy like Pedro improvising in a fight? He would slap a girl in the face, then run away, leaving you to deal with the girls boyfriend. Or he would break a chair over some big guys head, and run away, again leaving you to deal with it.
Pudge is a little like Stairs. He is loyal, and will have your back. Plus, he is tough and always looks angry.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 03/22, 11:27 AM
Manny took steroids..
i would hope some roid rage would take place..
nolan was skinny.. He would break his elbow when he gets slammed to the wall..
plus most fights end up on the ground..
ryan is too thin to pin someone..
I would be counting on pedro to throw bottles at peoples faces..
once the dude is bleeding, blood in his eyes..
pedro and I, would walk around kickin guys in the groin..
plus we both hate new yorkers..
tjey would scream at jim,
whose your daddy now beeznitch!
and he would be pumped..
Argos. said 03/22, 11:31 AM
Steroids don't make you tough.
Manny was taking female hormones taken by pregnant ladies, making him more feminine.
Nolan was tough, see him beat up Ventura? He'd kick Manny's ****.
Pedro would start a fight and run. He'd do something stupid and dirty, then run and leave you to do the fighting.
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