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  • 05/18/2012, 09:41AM ET

Awesome recent quotes from the sports world..

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de matteo, on returning to his old club,
"i have gone back to ex girlfriends, and it has not worked out"

Dortmund defender screamin at robben
"I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO DIVE!!!!!!!!"..
aaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!

Gisele bitchin at the gmen fan,
"brady throws! Its not his fing fault he cant catch too!!!"
oh brady, why did you dump pregnant bridgette monahue, from coyote ugly and irobot?
gisele is nuts! Way to make qelker feel better!

"we decapatated them"
jacobs.. Yeah its easy to talk smack at 9_7!

Tiki barber, on eli 07
"eli is not a leader, its comical when he is in the huddle"
way to back the wrong pony

Freddie mitchell, wr, eagles run to sb..
"i just want to thank my hands for being so great:)"

Byu cougars qb, the night before the big game..
"they better not underestimate us!
cause we are cougars!
and everyone knows cougars bite hard!"
ha ha.. Awesome awesome stuff..

Agassi, on if sex can affect your performance..
" only if you are out till 4am, looking for sex"..
soooo true ha ha!


In your honor (cause your arguments remind me of him), I'm going to use quotes entirely from Ron Metta World Artest Peace.

"I think Celine show will entertain anyone! Blacks to Russians from skinny tight jean denim leggin wearing guys to old people with no teeth"

"This year was bofotoishtically confustinged"

"Fellas let ur girl have wings! Take off the hand cuffs ladies fly like a bird or duck be free free at last thank ron almighty free at last"

"Wow they just killing them poor little seals!!! Worst than killing docs!! Google it!!!"

"Ok I'm really screwed up. I'm n a bond bind or whatever you call it."

"Wow LeBron is running out of gas. He should eat beans that way ok; u get the picture"

"I don't wear skinny jeans but my pajamas are inspired by skinny jeans and Rick James with a touch of Prince."

"Wow can't believe those balck on black crimes in Africa!! Why can't they get along and be a great nation!! Amazing!!!!

"U punk guys scared to talk how u want lol 'Aren't u married Ron' in a confused Yogi Bear voice. Yes but that doesn't mean I can't party!"

"Damn! I just looked at my glutes. I have an old man's ass"


Yeah, artest or tyson would have been great..

Hurry it up,
before it gets deleted!

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May 18, 2012  12:28 PM ET

Too bad drinking scotch isn???t a paying job or HcF would be a millionaire!

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May 18, 2012  03:53 PM ET

Good call by Agassi.

May 18, 2012  03:54 PM ET

Let me guess, on this site ???='. Kind of lame.

May 18, 2012  03:57 PM ET

" Your gonna die clown" - Happy Gilmore

May 18, 2012  04:16 PM ET

Ron Artest quotes are great!

May 18, 2012  04:28 PM ET
QUOTE(#7):

Ron Artest quotes are great!

They are the gift that keeps on giving. Here's another gem:

"Well, I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. Cause I was wondering, like, 'What if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em?' That would look pretty bad. So I just think he's really brilliant that you lose your teeth when you're a baby rather than you lose them when you're, like, 30 or 20. That has nothing to do with your question, but that was definitely on my mind.""

May 18, 2012  04:42 PM ET

Not recent but still awesome...

I have spent a lot of money on Birds, booze and fast cars... the rest I just squandered.
George Best

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May 19, 2012  02:32 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

" Your gonna die clown" - Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore...


For me that's the second best golf movie of all time right after Caddyshack.

May 22, 2012  11:10 AM ET
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Happy Gilmore...For me that's the second best golf movie of all time right after Caddyshack.

Agree!!! Him getting layed out by Bob **** Barker is classic!!!!! 8^D

 
May 22, 2012  11:11 AM ET

**** = F'n

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