Throwdowns > Closed

Bloggers Needed said 05/21, 11:59 PM
Once again, you have taken the tact of the popular blowhard vs the douchey minority.

Geez.

First of all, Jose has been in a fight, people have hit him for REAL. Shaq hasn't been hit for real by anyone but his daddy since third grade.

NBA fights havnt been real since Dr J sucker-punched Larry Bird.

Ooooooooh what if that Punch on Miller had connected?

What if I had got those extra 5 powerball numbers I almost got? That's my point, Shaq has a HUGE reach- and STILL missed! Not like Miller was ducking and weaving! Shaq treated the punch like it was a free throw (and cheapshot) and MISSED!

Jose is broke, so he's been working, he still has some muscles left, he still has to break a sweat to survive.

Shaq is rich, the only time he sweats is putting on his belt (Kenny Smith helps with his shoes, and Ernie does his tie) or when he can't read his cue-card- witch is more wooden than he is.

Shaq has to be 400+ by now. Jose goes to Xtreme Couture, learns an ankle pick and Shaq is on his back, unable to get up, in a pool of sweat.

Not to mention did you PLAY Shaq-fu? Jose had the better game.

Bloggers Needed said 05/22, 08:28 AM
Ok, lets get down to brass tacks.

Jose is an aged baseball player, who is a loon.

Shaq is aging, has a bad back, knee, and is habitually lazy. Not to mention a Yokozuna type frame.

You think this fights going to happen in Vegas?

You think this fight can even take place in a casino on Indian Land?

No way Jose

So we have gotta goto

J-A-P-A-N

And you know what that means.

ROIDS

Guess who not only has the Fight Experience, but the Roid knowledge?

JOSE! You think Shaq knows witch way a needle points? Is he going to have to bring Roger Clements or Big Mac to do this? What about Barry Bonds?

Notice all these guys are BASEBALL GUYS.

Jose can roid-up like that dude on League of Distinguished Gentlemen who drank the whole vial from Mr Hype.
You can't roid Fat. You can stick all the juice you want in your bum, but you still have to get in the gym to build muscle.

Think Shaq can do 10 pushups? If/When Jose gets him down, can Shaq even get up on his own power?

Guess what that means

SOCCER KICK to the HEAD!

Jose needs the cash, He's gonna train.

Shaq's gonna be like a fat Rampage Jackson in Japan.

Bloggers Needed said 05/23, 10:54 PM
Let's Break this down

Experience: Jose
He's been in the cage, and he's been in a real fight. Got his butt kicked, but again. Neither guy he fought is exactly Bob Sapp of the past 3-4 years

Reach: Shaq - Duh

Endurance: Jose
I've seen Shaq get winded taking off his warm-ups in Boston

Boxing: Jose
I've seen Jose LAND a punch. Shaq is what 0-5 in cheapshots, er punches?

Kicks: Jose
If Canseco can get his foot past his knees he wins this round

Touchness: Jose
I've seen Shaq get shoved around by Small Forwards in the NBA, and dunked on by Guards. Jose has had to stand there KNOWING he's gonna get a mid-90s in his side.

Will: Jose
Jose has to win, or he's back to signing cards in front of Winn-Dixie. Shaq gets to go back to national TV and laugh at Sir Charles. Hmmmmm who wants out faster?

Trainers: Shaq
He can afford the best, just like Hershel Walker and Bobby Lashley and James Toney

Crowd: Jose
Japan loves the underdog, and you can't understand Shaq in English, let alone Japanese.

Sorry Shaq, but Jose is gonna Soccer-Kick you till you tap.