- 05/24/2012, 05:17PM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 05/24, 05:17 PM
1.if eli wins one more freakin SB.. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR..
he would equal tom brady, and i would start uncontrably puking bile..
2. Kobe gettin 7 rings..
1 more than jordan..
then we could never escape this tool!
3. Yankees winning 4 in a row, at some point during our lifetime..
luckily, when they won in 96,98,99,00..
i was a baby US sports wise.. Just got to this country in 98..
didnt really follow american sports, since 98..
now my blood is red sox..
heck, i would cut their grass for free..
when yanks won in 09, i was ok..
but not 4 in a row..
it would be a scene out of a prison movie..
4. An arab country winning euro, WC or championsleague..
I DONT LIKE PEOPLE THAT LIKE TERRORISTS!!!!!
5. Epoch winning wimbeldon..
wimbledon is my favourite sporting event by a country mile..
epoch is the biggest tool i have ever met..
it would be like your girlfriend raping osama bin laden..
see what i mean?
6. A tour de france champion, flat out admitting he is on dope..
it would be so ballsy and out of the blue..
i would, for once in my life,
be lost for words
HomertheGreek said 05/24, 06:06 PM
1). the Heat winning a title, muchless consecutive titles.
this would only make the Heat do more stupid dance celebrations, and all NBA fans other the the Heat fans would be in pure agony. i think James is a great player, but it's kinda fun to watch other teams win titles, since he wins so many individual awards anyways.
2). Red sox winning the World Series
this is not toward the real Sox fans, but more towards all the dooouchebag bandwagon fans (two of my friends) all over the country, that will throw on brand new Red Sox gear during the playoffs (but wash the hats and shirts a number of times to make them look like they have been worn for years). this would be bad. and they did Francona dirty too.
3). the Yankees winning consecutive championships
this is likely not to happen with the AL east so stacked, but this teams has won waaay to many titles. Plus, who wants to see A-Rod and his fake town holding up the world series trophy? not me. i like seeing other teams getting a chance to hold up the trophy at the end.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 05/24, 07:00 PM
Ok ok ok..
you dont like bandwagoners..
I understand the psycology of a bandwagoner..
Although i am an arsenal fan..
i do have a torres chelsea shirt..
when torres went to chelsea, he was worse than albert pujols in april..
but, for some unknown reason, i have always been a torres fan..
i guess, that is the way i wish i could play soccer..
During the fa cup final AND champions league final..
i did wear my torres chelsea shirt..
cause i thought it would be a cool ice breaker towards strangers..
those days, i got into 3 conversations about soccer..
and yes, i love talking about soccer..
The moral of the story..
if you dont let the random guy at the bar kiss your sister..
then he is going to kiss your wife!
HomertheGreek said 05/24, 07:10 PM
i hate bandwagon fans, the worst were in the 90's when you had fans rooting for the Cowboys, Bulls, and Braves/Yankees. i knew peeps in grade school that would have patches of these teams on their backpacks. good times.
thinking about it more, how bad would things get if the Heats start winning titles?
would this be good for the league?
I would tend to say no, because so many fans are passionate and love watching "the king" fall on his face in the playoffs. i could live with maybe one title, but if the heat start winning multiple titles, i think i'd get turn off from the NBA.
i don't like what the Sox did to their former guy Francona. they don't win for all these decades, and Francona comes in and wins two titles. they show him the door, instead of those beer 'n chicken eaters. not cool
Plus, i really don't want to see the season Sox fans sprout up all over the country, and sing Sweet Caroline, when real sox fans hate that song.
what can I say about the yankees? they have A-rod on their team. that's enough for fans to root against the team. that and their 29 or so world championships.
i don't go to bars with my sister, so I don't know about that frogman.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 05/24, 08:22 PM
Your lack of patriotism disturbs me in the comment section..
MARK MY WORDS..
you will lose this TD,
ha ha ha??!!!!!!!!!!!
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