- 06/07/2012, 04:36PM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 06/07, 04:36 PM
Poland beats greece
russia over czech
Italy gagne spain
irish pee on croats
germany victorious ova portugalese
dutch crush denies
France over england
ukraine over svvvveden
No draws please
Federer beats djoker
nadal rolls federer!
cowace2 said 06/07, 04:55 PM
Poland wins by default after the Greek team's credit card is declined at the airport.
The Czech Republic beats Russia 12-1 after a particularly inspired dressing room chat about 1968 whips all the Czech players into a frenzy. After the game Petr Cech puts Arshavin in a full nelson and makes him eat dirt.
Netherlands thrashes Denmark but Bendtner is too dumb to realize it, thinks they won anyway.
Germany and Portugal draw, Ronaldo and Ozil share a very homoerotic hug after the match.
Spain and Italy both fail to show up for their match, they're too busy asking Germany to buy their lunch.
Croatia beats Ireland via a blown handball call in extra time. Massive riots erupt in Ireland.
England is distracted by Irish riots, French are distracted by pictures of super hot former Ukranian PM. Ends in draw but English put diplomatic pressure on Eurozone to recognize English superiority.
Sweden and Ukraine play the best football match of all time but no one knows because no one bothered to watch.
Nadal wins everything, gets paid in Euros, Euro collapses the next day and he has to bum a ride home.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 06/08, 09:00 AM
ok.. so we disagree over
my russia vs your czechs
you pick a boring draw between germany and portugal
my ireland against your croats..
another boring pick between england and france..
4 things to talk about..
I do like russia as the strongest team in group A..
The Czechs have been a massive disappointment for a long time..
Plus russia kind of has homefield advantage..
In my eyes, Germany is by far and away a more superior team over the portugese..
Portugal is essentially a one man, cristiano ronaldo team..
The Germans are very angry after blwoing the champions league, and will play with real passion..
NO WAY, can portugal keep pace.. It aint happening..
Ireland vs croatia is a toss up..
On paper croatia is the better team..
I wanted to be bold here, and go with an upset for a change..
Robbie Keane always turns into superman, everytime he puts on the green shirt..
France is y far the more superior team over england..
I have not been impressed with englands 2 warm ups..
Yeah, they beat norway and belgium, but their style of play was not good enough for me..
cowace2 said 06/08, 09:52 AM
The Russians won't win anything without Guus, plus they're all corrupt.
The Germans are very literally going to be too hungover and tired from intercourse (remember, Low is allowing them to party hard for some reason), they're going to be sloppy the first few games.
France is too ridiculous to pick, but so is England. That's why they will draw. Bonus points for inevitable incident of racism.
Also Robbie Keane is short and has a big head and plays in the MLS so I'm going to go ahead and count him out of this one.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 06/11, 04:18 AM
So far im winning 2_1!!!
my russia and germany bailed me out..
but i was too bold going for ireland..
you need france and england to be lame..
So far i have been impressed..
theres alot more attacking going on..
apart from poland vs greece, i have really enjoyed the competition..
The rain delay saved nadal..
look for him to wrap up things in the 4th set..
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