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- 06/13/2012, 06:47AM ET
Top random 10 sporting events, you would AND would NOT want to go to..
HighwayCrossingFrog said 06/13, 06:47 AM
1. Olympic beach volleyball
2. Monte carlo tennis open, its a classy version of vegas
3. See someone speargun a giant tuna..
4. Kentucky derby
5. An ole miss football game
6. A paris st germain soccer game, a classy version of new york..
7. A cleveland indians playoff game, random and great atmosphere..
8. a greek soccer club match, these guys know how to party..
9. the finals of LLWS, i would get wasted and talk trash to american kids..
10. Kournikova
WOULD NOT
1. 2022 world cup in arab land
2. Yankees, they would beat me to a pulp
3. A turkish club, it would be a scene out of braveheart
4. Golf, i still have a sex drive..
5. A 5 day cricket match..
6. West ham vs millwall
7. Israel vs any arab country
8. Any philie game, i hate it when someone tells me to shut up
9. A raiders game, too many weirdos
10. Macenroe, i only get into fights with people smaller than me..
11. Sharapova, she shrieks too loud..
Golden Grillz said 06/13, 10:30 AM
Would
1. Super Bowl
2. Olympic Women's beach volleyball
3. Game 7 of World Series
4. Highland games ( aka strong man competitions but old school)
5. Rugby World Cup
6. Quidditch
7. 18th hole at the Masters
8. World Series of poker
9. Catfish noodling
10. Women's Softball College World Series
11. Women's olympic gymnastics
Would Not
1. Soccer in any Central American country... wrong team loses and people die. Plus the threat of being kidnapped.
2. WNBA game (any)
3. Women's Olympic weightlifting competition (muscular women grunting gives me a de-rection)
4. Curling
5. Synchronized swimming
6. Cuban baseball game
7. Pick up basketball game in Compton
8. Triwizard Tourney... people die in this
9. WWE wrestling match... I'd rather watch a chick flick than a bunch of greased up dudes fake wrestle... both are equally leaning towards man on man loving... but at least the chick flick has a chance of a female companion being happy to do it with you.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 06/13, 01:33 PM
Super bowl is not exactly random..
neither is worl series game 7..
but whatever..
Golden Grillz said 06/13, 02:38 PM
That was a very well written 2nd argument. When people look back at this TD they're going to say this is the moment in which Highway Crossing Frog went from a TD regular to a TD elite.
People will second guess before they accept a TD challenge from HCF, because they will not be able to counter the literary barrage.
I feel illuminated with satire and jocularity being involved with this masterful prose you have befuddled us with.
With that said I want to leave you with this lasting impression of how you will go down with the great TDers of our time:
5. Yoda
4. Zach Bigalke
3. Grue
2. HCF
1. My mom
HighwayCrossingFrog said 06/14, 08:01 AM
ha ha..
That was funny..
In general, I prefered your would not list..
Your would list is kind of freakin boring, ha ha..
I definitely prefer my would list..
I picked better party like atmospheres, than you did..
You can not debate this!
sometimes, the shorter the argument, the stronger the point..
Golden Grillz said 06/14, 10:42 AM
You prefered my Would Not list... does this mean I wrote a better list than you, or of all the things you written you would actually rather DO the things on my would not list, instead of not doing them...
I hope it is the first one, because if you have a preference for female weight lifters... then you might be this guy Rex... if that's the case sweet pants... and congrats on Starla
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# 7 in the would not section by Grillz...
Just funny as hell!
Wamu
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Ice Cube would agree
Golden Grillz
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Straight outta Compton!
Wamu
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Right now, I'm leaning toward Estelle Ghetto.
Lightly Salted Nuts
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HCF's #8 would want to attend.....is very disturbing.
MattUSA
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Yeah, not the toga party I'd want to be attending.
Lightly Salted Nuts
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Maybe it's just me... but if HCF is claiming that certain events are not allowed in the list, then it is no longer random.
I saw GG use a hat and pull stuff out.
Grue
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Yeah, define that as opposed to World Cup or Olympic events.
Screw it, I think Estelle Ghetto is getting my vote just for referencing the Tri-wizard's Tourny. I wouldn't mind going as a spectator and checking out some of the hot witches as long as they're of age.
Lightly Salted Nuts
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Be careful, they could be using a potion, and actually be McGonegall in disguise... or worse yet Hagrid.
Golden Grillz
Las Vegas, NV
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Is it ok as long as they don't change form until after the act?
Lightly Salted Nuts
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Just like if it is YOUR dog...
Golden Grillz
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My dog couldn't pass the OWLs. Anyhow, I've got my own witch to deal with on a regular basis.
Now, HCF says he'd like to watch someone spear a giant tuna. Guess he's never stayed at the bar until closing time.
Lightly Salted Nuts
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What's the argument here? A couple guys giving a sports bucket list?
Ape
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the problem isn't spearing the tuna, the problem comes in with trying to get it up to the boat, suspect that tuna would take you pretty deep after getting hit
displacedtexan
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yeah, kind of amazed Froggy didn't get either reference
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