- 07/06/2012, 08:02PM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 07/06, 08:02 PM
I would go to bed early on saturday night..
i would wake up at 8am..
from 8am to 1pm.. I would drink a litre of vodka, mixed with kool aid:)
match starts at 2pm..
i would try as hard as possible to put federer off his game..
gentle at first, gradually becoming more obnoxious..
worst case scenario, i get kicked out..
Then i go to the nearest bar and everyone buys me a drink!!!
We are talking about 76years of hurt here..
I have gone to tennis matches before..
i have been that drunk heckler..
i have never been kicked out of a sporting event in my life?
cause i know the system..
i do admit, being a heckler at the wimbledon final would be the ultimate..
i only did it at the 3rd round of miami..
give me a litre of vodka,
AND I KNOW I COULD DO THIS GIG!!!! Ha ha..
In chess, the pawn sacrifices himself for the greater cause..
i would be that pawn in a heartbeat..
Sometimes in life you have to be willing to get your hands dirty..
Heckaling works in tennis:)
That new guy said 07/06, 09:30 PM
I wouldn't heckle, I'd just get so wasted that I wouldn't know what was going on. Then Tennis might actually be slightly interesting.
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