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JimJ77 Best in the World! said 07/20, 12:57 PM
So Mr. S and I, some of you refer to him as Arnie, Arnold, or God, were having a protein shake after deadlifts and squats when the topic of the new Total Recall movie came up. And no I will not explain what deadlifts and squats are you skinny weaklings.

Most of you flood pant wearing nerds and 14 year old jerkoffs have probably never seen the cinematic classic Total Recall. Here is a glimpse at the mastery.



Now, this blasphemous remake is about to hit theaters and I command you not to go see this dreadful movie starring Colin Farrell. I know you losers think guys like Colin Farrell are so cool, and I bet a lot of you weasels think he's even cute, but this man is a disgrace and couldn't hold Mr. S bodybuilding speedo.

I'm fed up with the remakes of Arnold's movies and you tools should be too. It's time you put down your National Gay News magazines and protested these remakes.

Mr. S has reached his breaking point, and will lay his wrath upon on you tools. He will take away your videogame chairs, computers, lotions, comic books, storm trooper outfits, and whatever else you hold precious if not.

Scumbags.

JimJ77 Best in the World! said 07/21, 05:37 PM
Incorrect minion. You obviously don't know the close relationship Mr. S and I have. We Skype together every morning. I merely pass along messages because Mr. S is a big supporter of this site and has chosen me, his son, to deliver said messages.

You have already lost this TD by accepting it. This TD was delivered by Mr. S himself and I am simply passing it along to you and your girly figured loser friends.

Would you not obey the bible? You can if you want but you will not enter the Kingdom of God. In this case you have flat out disobeyed a direct command from the King of Kings himself, Arnold.

Its obvious to me you have a love affair with Mr. Farrell. His boyish good looks and charismatic nature have you thinking with your little head, not the big one.

You can argue semantics about film vs film all day, but the fact of the matter is, all of that is moot.

This was a test for you and your nerdy pimple popper friends. You have failed miserably. Now I must pass this back to Mr. S and he will decide your fate.

Have fun watching Total Recall while eating barrels full of popcorn and laughing while your chins flop uncontrollably. Your kind disgusts me and Arnold.

JimJ77 Best in the World! said 07/22, 05:41 PM
1. Studies have shown men who accuse other men of being gay, are in fact gay themselves. Arnie and I appreciate your honesty and coming out of the closet. We applaud your courage. Unfortunately for you, you cannot enter our alpha male realm. Sorry, no offense you and your assless chaps, DVDs of Will and Grace, and your boyfriend Chuck.

2. Misquoting Mr. S is a serious offense. In fact what Mr. S said was that the pump he got was like cumming with a woman. Not better. Its obvious to me that you were so turned on by Arnold's declaration that you heard what you wanted to hear. Sick.

3. I noticed that is you in your Av. I find it refreshing that you are so willing to put your **** out there for everyone to see. My only question is, was that Chuck **** you or were you cheating on him that day?

This TD was not about Total Recall vs Total Recall, it was to strike down all that are against Mr. S and his brilliance as an actor. These remakes are a stain on the legend that is Arnold.

Not only have to disobeyed Mr. S, you have sullied his name and reputation. For that, you will be ushered to purgatory.

In conclusion, you are fat. Thank You and good day.