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  • 08/26/2012, 04:02AM ET

Top goats of the summer of 2012..

HighwayCrossingFrog (170-821-55) vs JimJ77 Can't make it up (130-53-26)
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1. GM of the red sox..
Getting rid of 4 all stars..
REALLY???
REALLY??
Youkilis,
Beckett, Crawford AND Gonzalez..
We have a ton of money..
I wonder, slash the payroll,
and,
with consistently sold out stadiums, receive more profits?
Maybe I missing something, but I just dont get this..

2. Bobby valentine..
Piss off youkilis.. CHECK..
Piss off Pedroia.. CHECK..
pISS OFF the entire red sox clubhouse on July 26th.. CHECK:)
Valentine has no skills when it comes to dealing with people..
VALENTINE IS THE CLUBHOUSE CANCER..
Enjoy your last 5 weeks as a baseball manager, Bobby..
Cause you are DONE!

3. Lance Armstrong..
Stripped of SEVEN freakin Tour de France TITLES..
Thats got to hurt..
And then his father, Neil Armstrong, dude that landed on the moon, died today:(

4. Philies.. a strifiling disappointing, hey? hey?

5. Sanchez is in alot of trouble..
I know its just pre-season..
But this guy is already pushing the panic button, on HIMSELF..
Dude will get replaced by Teblow, by the 3rd game..
I love Sanchez.. He could very well be the next eli manning..
A guy that kind of sucks 45% of the time, but can win 3 measly games in a row..


1. Lance Armstrong

Moving one ball up the list. Yeah I'd say is summer isn't turning out the best.

2. Melky Cabrera

Busted for PED's at the worst possible time for SF. Add in his fake website and phony story and he comes off as a major tool. He needs to be on this list for sure.

3. Jon Jones

Is the #1 reason why a UFC event was canceled for the 1st time in 11 years. After Henderson pulled out of the fight due to injury the UFC offered Jones a fight with Sonnen, a fighter from a lower weight class and a fighter who was not even training. Jones turned the fight down and 3 days before he was quoted as saying, "I'd fight Sonnen in a heart beat." The event was canceled screwing the fighters on the rest of the card who were training for months and the fans who had their airplane and hotels booked. What a bum.

4. Chad Johnson

Not sure if he really beat up his wife or not but either way his career is in doubt now. You cannot put yourself in that situation when you know you have 1 strike left.

5. The Red Sox

I can't just include Valentine or Cherington. The entire organization is a joke right now. The players are babies and the ownership group are enablers.


Solid stuff..

I will name a couple of other goats..

6. Bartolo Colon..
The fattest guy ever to be busted with steroids:)
What? Was he putting the Juice in his cheesecake?
Damn shame, he was actually having a decent year..

7. Arsenal..
Losing Robin Van Persie, one of the best strikers in the world.. To Man United, their bitter rival, no less.. As an Arsenal fan, the writing is on the wall.. The owners just dont want to win trophies.. At this level, you have got to get the big names, and that means opening up the cheque book..
And what makes it hurt even more is we only got $24 million.. Had we sold him a year before this season, we would have got around double.. I wont lie, my passion for the Gunners this season is low, theres just not alot of reasons to get excited..

8. The MIGHTY Brazilian olympic soccer team..
Losing to Mexico and settaling for silver..
The Brazilians only looked good in the last 5 minutes of that match..
If you only play well for 5 minutes, then you dont deserve to win..

9. American pitching during the LLWS..
Guess in 10 years time, we are going to have some awesome batters and horrendous pitching


I didn't realize we were still listing. Ok, I'll throw a few more out there.

6. Kenny Britt

Arrested for DUI in July after already being arrested multiple times in the past. Obviously this guy just doesn't get it.

7.

How can we leave this guy off the list? Tyrann Mathieu. The Honeybadger. Thrown off LSU for being a bonehead. STOP doing drugs. You are wasting your god given talent.

8. LA Angels.

They went out and spent a ton of money, and guess what, they are fading at the worst possible time. 3rd place and 4 games out of the Wild Card. Not good.

I want to go back to your first selection for a moment. Ben Cherington? Really? The guy has been on the job less than 1 season and has had to deal with what Theo Epstien left behind. He goes out and cleans up the mess Epstein left by trading away Beckett, Crawford, and Gonzalez, and freeing up over $200 million and you think thats a bad move?

This team is a total disgrace and Cherington made the 1st move in many to fix the problems. He cleared the bad contracts of Beckett and Crawford away with 1 move. I say hooray Ben, great job. And he shouldn't be on any goat list at all.


Sorry GROWN up!
I dont think DUI's are that big of a deal..
I mean, yeah, if you killed someone with your car cause you got soooo hammered, cause you were trying to pick up enough dutch courage, to pick up enough scratch on the side, doing some gay ****.. Ok, fine, gave that guy a DUI, kind of sounds like he deserves it..
BUT
If its about a single guy, going to a bar, and getting hammered cause alot of pretty girls are kind of mean, and he wants to take the edge off of the situation..
I mean, what do you want him to do?
Sit at home and think about the love train all day?

In Europe, we have about 10% of cops, compared to the states..
All of my english friends have had no DUIs..
All of my florida friends have had DUI's..

You can be angry and point the finger..
But when you look at the statistics, its really not that surprising, with all the DUIs..
Heck, their is even a TV show based on cops busting drunks for DUIs..

YOU, YEAH YOU GROWN UP.. CAN PUT KENNY BRITT ON TRIAL..
BUT IM GOING TO PUT THE SYSTEM ON TRIAL!!!!!

NOW WHERE YOU GOING TO GO, UH?


Can someone please translate this for me?

DUI's are slightly serious bro, you know, especially cause you can kill someone. So Kenny Britt is a total moron for drinking and driving but what makes him a goat is that he's going to be suspended for it which is ultimately going to negatively affect his team.

Some of the weird inclusions on your list. Ben Cherington? The guy who just made a fabulous trade? Dumb inclusion.

Mark Sanchez? I'm not a big Mark Sanchez fan but he's a goat based on what exactly? Can we maybe wait until the season starts and you can include him on your Fall goat list then?

US little league team? You're putting 12 year olds on a goat list but you're OK with drunk drivers?

Bobby Valentine? For what? Dealing with a bunch of self entitled brats? Why don't we pin the blame on the players this time and not the manager. The manager doesn't give up homeruns, strikeout, hit into double plays and play like complete crap. I actually feel bad for Valentine because he's had to deal with the A holes he's dealt with this season.

Nice attempt but my list has the true goats on it.

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August 26, 2012  10:02 AM ET

I personally like the overhaul the sox are doing. Beckett Gonzalez and Crawford were horrible in the clubhouse, and other than Gonzo none would perform on the field. Great move by Cherington to get rid of Beckett Gonzalez and Crawford.

And Valentine isn't the problem, it's the players who need to man up and fix things with themselves.

August 26, 2012  11:03 AM ET

I would not put Armstrong on there, mainly because this doping thing has been going on for years. I can't call him a goat this summer because he is the one who just decided to give up the fight.

August 26, 2012  11:27 AM ET
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I would not put Armstrong on there, mainly because this doping thing has been going on for years. I can't call him a goat this summer because he is the one who just decided to give up the fight.

And Neil Armstrong is not his daddy...

August 26, 2012  11:57 AM ET
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And Neil Armstrong is not his daddy...

facts, facts, I don't need no stinking facts

August 26, 2012  12:00 PM ET
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sorry, with eli manning, I meant a guy that kind of sucks 43.75%..9/16 = 56.25%..Which means 43.75% eli stinks:)I hope no one gets offended by the 1.25% differential..

this obsession with Eli is starting to approach being pathological. Froggie, Eli really isn't responsible for the hurricane in the gulf

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August 26, 2012  12:05 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

sorry, with eli manning, I meant a guy that kind of sucks 43.75%..9/16 = 56.25%..Which means 43.75% eli stinks:)I hope no one gets offended by the 1.25% differential..

I noticed your TD winning percentage is 19.5%. Does that mean you only suck 80.5% of the time?

August 26, 2012  12:07 PM ET
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I noticed your TD winning percentage is 19.5%. Does that mean you only suck 80.5% of the time?

that's just mean Willie

August 26, 2012  12:08 PM ET
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ha ha noice:)

where you been? haven't seen you around much lately

August 26, 2012  12:24 PM ET

Which one of those four all-stars is currently an all-star? Getting rid of Crawford and Beckett's terrible contracts are a great move, and they had to move Adrian to get rid of them, but it isn't like Adrian was playing up to his abilities in Boston.

And you were joking when you wrote about Neil Armstrong as Lance's dad, right?

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August 26, 2012  05:20 PM ET

Definitely Bones Jones.

Claiming he's a role model and "would never do anything like drink and drive"...then gets busted for a DUI.

Says he "never turns down a fight" and would "destroy Sonnen in a hearbeat".
Then says he doesn't want to fight Machida because Machida doesn't bring in big gate or PPV dollars.
THEN he turns down a fight with Sonnen who DOES bring big PPV money.

Complete fool.

August 26, 2012  06:27 PM ET
QUOTE(#12):

I loved the move by the Sox. It was a winner IMO.

At first glance, the move seemed like an insane move for the sox.....but the more i think about it, the more i think it really was a great move for them.

August 26, 2012  09:20 PM ET

*heartbeat

(in before Dj)

August 26, 2012  09:37 PM ET
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At first glance, the move seemed like an insane move for the sox.....but the more i think about it, the more i think it really was a great move for them.

Great move by the Sox, especially since the Dodgers take on pretty much all of the money owed to all players. They got somebody to take on two of their worst contracts in Beckett and Crawford. It was worth giving up Gonzo to get rid of them, and take on some prospects. Only way it could have been better for the Sox is if they could have somehow gotten LA to take Lackey too.

August 26, 2012  09:39 PM ET

And AJ Allmendinger needs to be on the list. Finally gets a ride with a top team in Penske after spending most of his career with Petty and Red Bull Racing, and he then gets suspended indefinitely for testing positive for amphetamines. Nobody really knows what's on NASCAR's list of banned substances, but they have a very harsh punishment system for those who fail drug tests. Ask Shame Hmiel and Jeremy Mayfield. First offense is suspended indefinitely until the driver goes through rehab and all kinds of other bs.

 
August 27, 2012  12:33 AM ET

Holy ****, Jim. Bones is -900 over Vitor on Bovada.

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